Air Hockey Roguelike

why is everything so slow in this game

I like the idea and there's definitely some fun, chaotic options available in the shops from what I've seen. I wish I could recommend this silly little game, unfortunately I keep running into bugs constantly. Sometimes, a level will just spawn without an exit so you have to quit out and start a new run. Other times the puck fails to reset after a goal was scored, so the same goal will be counted a second time immediately. The Game Over screen will consistently break and stop accepting inputs if you lose against the first boss, leaving Alt+F4 as your only option. It also often feels like the "character" dashes in a different direction from what I'm actually holding? It's a fun game while it's working, it just fails to do so way too often. Maybe one day I can update this to a positive review, should the game receive an update. Though looking at the log, the last one was a year ago, so it seems unlikely... but one can hope!

Everything is slow and unresponsive. The puck doesn't go where it is intended ever, mostly due to poor controls. Having to use a controller is terrible, mouse support would make this infinitely better. The options menu does nothing. For whatever reason the player paddle has a constant drift to the left. Conceptually it is interesting, the execution is dog water.

The game has audio and resolution options. I love the game, it keeps giving you new things. The bosses are really fun, some more than others, but the best part is the endless possibilities with the items. I highly recommend it.

This is a good idea, that some one was too lazy to put ANY effort into executing properly. Right off the top, the art style is unique, but it's kinda crap, the color scheme is brown and cream, those aren't "fun" colors, and that's your first indication that this game is NOT very well-made. If they were giving out examples of horrible game design, in a class, this would get a prize for some of the dumbest, most puzzling, questionable design choices. Lets highlight a big one right now, HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A F*CKIN AIR HOCKEY GAME AND LEAVE OUT MOUSE CONTROLS COMPLETELY?! Wuut? You can't even see a mouse cursor at the main menu screen, speaking of the main menu, it looks ok, but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ options menu has ZERO options. You can't change the resolution, or the audio, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRASH. This game had potential but is hobbled by stupid-af game design choices, and it only uses two buttons. This is not a good game, this is shovelware, take a hard pass!

Me resulta algo complicado pero es divertido