All My Heart, Banjo

All My Heart, Banjo is guaranteed to make you puke. This is a dating sim written by a furry about his imaginary boyfriend and love interest, who is a dog. Noah, get the boat. There's an overwhelming amount of mediocre Visual Novel/E-book style cutscenes in this game. The developers failed one of the most basic, fundamental requirements of game design.. "Show, don't tell." So you'll spend a huge amount of time not playing the game, but clicking through endless lines of poorly written VN text cutscenes because the developers couldn't work out how to relate their narrative through the game mechanics, and decided instead it would be better to compete with reading a book for your time. We're here to play games, not read through hours of garbage intersituals. Your gaming rig is not a Kindle. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. For gameplay purposes, because the user interface for this game is mostly just 2D static text/images... it might as well be a web page. It's functionally no different from a browser game. And we all know, Steam isn't here to compete with Chrome and Firefox. If the game …

All My Heart, Banjo is a short furry indie visual novel where the player befriends the developer's self-insert character, Banjo. The game acts as a sort of "dating profile" for the developer by pairing real life anecdotes with mismatched furry art they've commisioned in variety of styles. The events that unfold throughout the game are less interesting than a plot of Seinfield and yet so hyper specific that the player feels like they are living out a memory playing someone that Banjo knew. The player is told how they feel and act at times and has little agency to guide the story. Notes: - Text has a few typos and grammatical issues - Game does not appear in search/store unless adult content settings are enabled - Text speed is too slow - Some screens lead to dead, softlocked states