Axolotl is Dry

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This game sucks my browneye, beat it in 27 minutes because the developers couldn't put any effort into the difficulty whatsoever and deserve to starve to death as a result, which is why I'm not subsidizing any cashflow in this direction. Good day, sirs.

I like this game a lot. The characters are very cute, the level design has a nice ebb and flow in difficulty, and while the game only has one song in its soundtrack, I never grew tired of it across the 50 levels to play. If you are looking to get into precision platformers like kaizo or celeste, this is a pretty good entry point, as the difficult is on the lower side. Some criticisms that could be changed to make this game, or a follow up game more of a success for me: - The coconut hitbox is pretty small, making the direction it travels in feel mostly controllable, but also a bit random. Taking player momentum into account to decide which direction the coconut travels in could help a lot. - Transitioning between screens doesn't feel that great because there is very little pause time to evaluate the state of the next screen. This is exacerbated by the fact that the position of a coconut on screen 2 that has been kicked from screen 1 depends on how the coconut was kicked, so you have to make a very fast evaluation as to how to proceed, which feels unfair and not very interesting. - The hydration meter is way underused. I never died to this mechanic and it was a selling point …

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good X Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good X It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good X Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults X All ---{PC Requirements}--- X Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press 'W' X Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- X Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ No Story X Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee X Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money X Only on mega sale ---{Bugs}--- X Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get ann…

I hated this game so much it's so good worth it buy it now

why is he dry..... put him back in the water.....