Battleship Bishojo

Pros: [list] [*]Character art, though it's not spectacular. [/list] Cons: [list] [*]Price is high for what you get [*]Categorized as "nudity" but you see no nipples or genitals, and [spoiler]there is no sex either[/spoiler] [*]Choices almost meaningless (a handful of CG differences - aside from the last ones) [*]Story is unimaginative. Main character is lame. Other characters are boring. Ending disappointing ("meh", rather than "how sad") [/list] I would recommend if it was cheap, or had better writing and choices or something, but just can't in its current state.

Almost forgot about this. I'll start this off with Silver Cow is a bad "company". They've been basically inactive for a year and a half on their Patreon hoping they could continue to milk to pledges while releasing a trickle of "we're totally doing something" updates. Half of the updates never came to fruition and are just dropped projects culminating into nothing. Getting paid to show no results is pretty sweet. HOWEVER! Taking ~800 dollars a month to produce nothing wasn't good enough for Silver Cow. They decided to create a Kickstarter to remake their first game but with the fetish content removed. The most interesting part (to me) is the stretch goals were all things they were stringing Patrons along with. They said there would be VA work and it would be on the Switch and yet somehow they became Kickstarter Stretch Goals. After a year and a half of inactivity it would also take them ~8 more months to create Time Tenshi Redux But Lamer. This didn't go over that well and they lost ~300 dollars on their Patreon. So how did the Kickstarter do? It failed after getting a "mysterious" last minute donation of ~1500 dollars (their own, I assume) putting them above the all-or-nothing f…

My friends and I take turns buying these games for each other, I had to painfully narrate this game to all my friends, we sat through a good 1/5 of the game reading it all out until we got fed up and went searching fr the nudity. THERE WAS NONE. NOTHING MATTERS I SPENT 25 MINUTES SPAMMING THE MOUSE IN HOPES OF BOOBS.

I don't see why people don't like this game. I really enjoyed it.

I want to love this game but Silver Cow Studios lets be honest growth effects especially in the height growth factor would definitely play some aspect with the crew at some point. And since the girls were already fully stacked it made it harder for surprises in this game and monsters didn't feel that special because of that. While the choices were a bit better than the first Time Tenshi. There definitely needs to a better story, a lot more branching choices and the ending just felt so bland compare to how it started. You guys had something with those growth effect elements or plot devices. Please i strongly suggest you reconsider keeping them in your visual novels its something Visual novels have never had before you guys don't forget your fan base please! Here is the pros and cons i summed up. Pros: Mutiple choices, linear route, and an interesting to okay story Cons: Story gets boring or lacks something, No growth effects like Height or bust, No branching routes, No change in story route, Can't capture any mystical beast which is sad or just pure depression, No DLC and a interesting but overall bland ending. That my personal opinion on the pros and cons. But my full summary abo…

Writing and art show a lack of experience. I don't know what I was expecting. I must have been drunk when I bought this.