Black Hole: Farmageddon

Wow... this is crap. This game can remove the words Black and Farmageddon from it's title, and it'll be way more accurate. Hole. I completed the campaign in 45 minutes. It was the same damn gameplay for all of those 45 minutes as it was for the first 1 minute. Move cursor around, suck up animals, win game. 45 minutes, of moving my cursor around and nothing really happening. Some of the upgrades actually slow your progress, make animals worth more but slower to... suck... And a bunch of upgrades probably do something, but I didn't read them, because quite frankly I was just clicking everything. The game crashed twice in this 45 minutes. And by crash, I mean... it went black, forever.... I had to alt F4 to get it working again by re-opening it. Hopefully I can get a refund for this. Because my god... this is crap. Utterly boring drivel. Thanks for reading, or skipping to the end. Have a lovely day, make it even lovelier by not playing this. Man, I hope I can do a positive review soon. I've had so many negatives lately.

Honestly didn't feel like you do anything as the player a huge let down, a reasonable premise done poorly.

Beat it within 45 minutes, not really interested in getting to 100 on endless or challenge after trying them

I found this game to be slow on the start, but truly spectacular towards the end, and strangely addictive. If you love absurd and action-frantic games which are also strangely idle and relaxing, you may try this one. Or not. The animals won't be safer either way.

Needs to be half the price and would be pretty worthwhile for a short incremental game. Silly premise/ story and simple gameplay. The controls could be more refined Also there is a bug if you turn on the setting to cap framerate causes a hard lock after a few levels. Having a supporter DLC would allow users to choose if they feel it is worth the money.

There are far better examples in the genre. If you're just addicted to the incremental game formula, this one might scratch that itch for a few minutes. Otherwise, I would recommend seeking a game with a bit more depth.