boyfriend or cake??

It was super satisfaying to see all the precise existential questions that came up from the concept of living cake being voiced out my the cute and nice MC. But the answer given [spoiler]by the guy at the end[/spoiler] turned out to be personal realisvist beliefs of the author. The pinepoints Nihilism as the negative pendant of Relativism, forever stuck. There is no real choice in this [spoiler]we will be dating a nihilistic cake who will rant the intellectually impended superficial author's existential beliefs for about half the total time of the game, which is three minutes straight. [/spoiler] [spoiler]"No one's life has meaning. Philosophy is dumb, and you're dumb for engaging with it. Unless you like it. But nobody does. And [i][b]anybody[/b] who says otherwise is posturing and performative[/i]."[/spoiler] How old is the autor? Six? What's clear anyway is that he or she never went past the phase where they thinkg all their life experiences and personal posturing and performative behavior was automatically unviversal. The SFX of the character talking was ok at the start because it was a light and fun atmosphere, but as soon as the agocentrical and "perfomative" "philosophy…

This feels like a One Direction Wattpad fanfiction.

this was a lot better that I thought it would be lol

philosophical comedy yeah!

Hilarious little game.

This game starts as a comedy, branches into horror, and ends with a lot of philosophical drama. Definitely not what I was expecting, but I liked it. The game is very weird but makes sense in its own way, and it's always nice when a twist in the story lands. I think it's worth playing through just for the concept alone, but if you're unsure, I suggest giving it a try anyway. It's short and it's free. Also, if you're thinking of eating cake while you play this... don't. Just trust me.