

Sweet F. Cake
Texic · 2020 · Visual Novel, Choices Matter, Romance, Story Rich, Comedy
PC
Very Positive88% · 528
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About Sweet F. Cake
An amazing story of a typical Soviet pioneer whose life didn’t go very well. His friend fails the test of time and the girl he’s been in love with since forever sees him as a sister with a male appendage. Everything is going to hell until an old man turns up with an envelope inside which is something that will allow the protagonist to “replay” the state of things and perhaps to multiply previous successes.
The only thing that the envelope’s owner is asking for in return is the virginity that the protagonist is trying so hard to be rid of. Whether he should agree or not depends on you.
- A game from the author of “Sweet muffin” comics. - After completing it you will need to be urgently hospitalized at the nearest dispensary.
- Dialogues are choc-a-bloc full of choices that will allow you to feel like yourself to the max.
- More than seven endings! (8!!!)
- A game for real men: the author is a master of oral skills and draws on colossal virginal experience. Sparse manly tears guaranteed.
- 4 beautiful heroines that you can have a romantic experience with or artfully ditch.
- Only this visionary novel features the elite “Lonely hearts club”.
- All of Roskomnadzor’s morality police have reserved the Gold Edition.

The main protagonist. A simple Soviet pioneer who is going through tough days at the time of adolescence. At a certain point, he gets his hands on a magical artifact that allows him to face his mates in a new capacity.
A mysterious ginger girl who was only recently transferred to the school that the protagonist goes to. This surprising girl tries to convince the hero to become her fictitious boyfriend at the first meet in order to protect her from “fantom” perverts who can’t wait to get under her skirt. The girl is shrewd and has a good sense of humor.
The hero’s childhood friend. A keen student with a temperamental character. She is fanatically loyal to science, full of secrets and sharp comments that wound everyone that picks a fight with her. Serge becomes one of her victims as it turns out his feelings for her are not mutual. Is this a final decision or is there something that won’t let her accept his offer? You’ll have to find out.
A bright and lively girl. Likes sport, taking pictures, and spreading gossip (i.e. she likes journalism). She is in charge of the school newspaper. She is always in motion and her life is full of events. She is always busy, but nevertheless, she is looking for a good boyfriend, trying to make the protagonist fall in love with her.
A tragic character. A sweet, shy girl in a strange living situation. Serge and Alice have been in the same class since 1st grade but don’t know each other. At some point, the hero notices her and tries to help. Saving the girl is not easy: a terrifying secret comes to light.
Legal Disclaimers:
All characters are 18 age or older even if specified otherwise
This game contains violence, obscene scenes (partially naked girls and flirting scenes with sexual overtones.), Rude humor, blood, scenes that depict smoking, or infrequent use of profanity.
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
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poor grammar and bad art4 found this helpful
Sweet F. Cake is a visual novel that leans boldly into its eccentricity, framing its story with a blend of adolescent angst, magical absurdity, Soviet-era nostalgia, and unapologetic erotic humor. Developed by Texic and published by Bear in the Night, the game begins with a protagonist who feels painfully trapped in the familiar emotional cage of unrequited love and social awkwardness. His longtime crush sees him only as a friend, his reputation among peers isn’t ideal, and nothing in his life seems on the brink of changing—until a mysterious older man presents him with an envelope that promises the ability to “redo” moments of his life. This premise, bizarre yet compelling, sets the stage for a story that uses its supernatural twist not just for plot convenience but as a lens through which to explore regret, desire, insecurity, and the wish to rewrite personal history. At its core, Sweet F. Cake follows the classical structure of a branching visual novel. Choices determine the protagonist’s path, shaping his connections with four heroines—Lisa, Kate, Matilda, and Alice—each offering distinct personalities, narrative tones, and emotional arcs. The game’s branching system provides …1 found this helpful
This game is a waist of time.1 found this helpful
An absolute must-play for any USSR-born and into VN. A recommendation for everyone else. Not much of character development here but dialogs are fun and plot twists keeps you glued to the screen. As for existing 18+ patch - it is nice to have but not needed to enjoy this piece of art.1 found this helpful
I don't know if I recommend this game or not. There's so many grammatical errors in this game & the boys stupidity is irritating me. If you like dating games, I recommend it. If the errors in the game bothers you, I don't recommend it.
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