Braise Satan

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"Braise Satan" is a rather mediocre joke game, a "cooking sim" (like Cook, Serve, Delicious) except with a low poly "hell" theme as you cook dinner in the underworld. How edgy and humorous. What do you do in the game? Assemble ingredients to make food. The graphics in this game are passable, but could be better. And while it's vital for any game to have impressive visuals (gaming is a visual medium, after all), there's more to a game than just the graphics. To be worth a gamers time, the game must match top tier visuals with top tier gameplay, and that's not happening here. On the matter of pricing and value for gamers, most "free" games on Steam aren't really free. There's often nasty mobile app cash shops, or content locked behind DLC, or donations being requested, or any other number of shady pricing schemes that could mislead gamers, but in this case I'm glad to say this really does appear to be a fully free game. Nothing demonstrates a developers belief in themselves and their work than giving it away without any remuneration. This is a service to themselves, and the gaming industry, and should be applauded. Of course, just because something is free, doesn't necess…

im on a game randomizer mission and this one popped up since its free i decided to give it a try! i can absolutely see myself playing this at times for fun, even though i was doing terrible and prefer more story based games this was more fun than i was expecting it to be! Definitely worth playing.

Neat concept with some glaring issues... I don't know if my game is bugged or what, but there are several problems: Settings menu only accessible after intro cutscene... but only audio and control sensitivity menus are listed even then, and two others (one being graphics) briefly appears but is unclickable when choosing audio.... which wouldn't be an issue except the default (UE5 engine) settings run very poorly performance-wise. More glaringly, and again I'm not sure if it's bugged or what, but the recipes shown in the store page about screenshots just don't exist... I get the same recipe every 1-2-3/3 meal course: an eyeball smoothie, then eyevacado toast, then fried imp. The only random/difference is how cooked the meat is supposed to be, and I would swear my first (w/ tutorial) playthough said tomato sauce was a thing. Other than that, for example, mushrooms and potatoes [besides tutorial] are never used and "reconstructed salad" doesn't show up anywhere, nor fries past tutorial. Overall the entire gameplay lasts all of 3-4 minutes after your first 5-6 minute run (and only then because I couldn't figure out how to make tomato sauce and ran out of time, and every run of that…

Terrible optimization for such a small game with simple textures

[h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1] [code]Hellishly tough, but deliciously fun.[/code] [list] [*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 3/5 [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1][b]Curator: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42137521/]Nostalginauts[/url][/b][/h1] [h1]Full Review[/h1] [table] [tr] [td]Playability[/td] [td]4/5[/td] [td]Simple controls and pretty forgiving, but occasionally - frustratingly - punches won't land and items don't drop where they should.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Difficulty[/td] [td]4/5[/td] [td]Maybe my age is showing, but this game ramps up in difficulty [i]really quickly[/i] and I had difficulty keeping up.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Graphics[/td] [td]3/5[/td] [td]Cartoony aesthetic works for the game.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sound[/td] [td]2/5[/td] [td]Nothing amazing or exciting. It has sound. It doesn't suck but is sometimes annoying.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Fun[/td] [td]3/5[/td] [td]Gets more fun once you get in the rhythm![/td] [/tr] [/table]