Cat Powered UFO

Do you like psychedelic adventures where you collect cats, partake in mischievous shenanigans and be a jerk to NPCs?  Well, this is the game for you!Cat Powered UFO is a Comedy RPG inspired by old-school Super Nintendo games like Earthbound and Zelda.Turn-based battles revolve around minigames, which are unique to each enemy.There is also overworld combat, where you shoot giant purple plasma beams and dodge-roll around the screen. Combat is easy to learn but offers surprising depth to players who purchase "Illegal bonuses". You can combine these "Illegal bonuses" to create insanely powerful synergies. However, they are often double-edged swords with downsides that can change the game entirely.
The whole game is designed to be a short and sweet experience, taking 4-8 hours.However, there is also a "True ending" for those who want to go above and beyond!There is even a "HARDCORE MODE" for players who like their games to kick them in the scrotum and probably be impossible.I recommend using an Xbox controller for the best experience. However, a keyboard also works perfectly well.
If you're looking for a whacky and light-hearted experience to fill your day, I humbly suggest you try Cat Powered UFO! And with that, I leave you with a poem.
A poem, for you! My potential player!
Be yourself! As you always are!
My next request, is a bit out far.You're an alien! AN ALIEN?
You even have an Alien Wife! Livin' that sweet Alien Life!
What more could you want? Ok, let's say she's pregnant!
But no good thing can last for long! THE SPACE DEVIL has come along!
He kidnaps your wife!
Causing you strife! And so your adventure begins...
Your means of travel, powered by cats! You look around, and how about that!
There isn't a cat to be seen or heard! The solution, you know to be absurd...
To venture into a world you hate! Full of mischief, I'll tell you mate!
This place is crazy!
Lost their minds! No doubt you'll do the same in kind!
Strap yourself in! Let us begin!
Embrace the madness that's within! You'll laugh, you'll cry.
You'll probably die! And yeet your keyboard to the sky!
But won't regret a dollar spent! Cat Powered UFO!
Worth every cent!