Caveman Alive
Dwarven potion brew · 2017 · Adventure, Indie, Casual, Simulation
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Mixed42% · 50 📉 Recent reviews down 33%
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About Caveman Alive
Caveman Alive - is a very simple platformer with elements of survival. Imagine that you were the last of your tribe. Everywhere are many enemies, thirsty for your death, and the main problem is hunger. One of your main tasks is picking up pieces of meat. After you have collected all the pieces of meat on a level the door will open , passing through which, you will be taken to the next level. Be careful on each level, a variety of traps is waiting for you. Act prudently and plan each step, cheat on monsters and then it won't be difficult to easily overcome all the surprises that have been prepared for this game.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This is a terrible game. In this platformer, your goal is to gather meat and make your way out. Level 5 seems to be broken, as well as level 10. Enemies sometimes don't even do damage, and even though you lost all health, you don't die sometimes. One platform is placed a little too high for you to reach and some inputs don't even get recognized. For example: you can't press walk and jump at the same time because one inputs gets ignored.... The graphics are nothing more than pictures and There is absolutely no sound. Never touch this trash... do yourself a favor.17 found this helpful
[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b] Caveman Alive is an asset flip, what Valve calls a "fake game". The Russian "developer", Vyacheslav Shilikhin, took the basic platformer template from Construct 2, slapped a couple of asset flipped sprites on it, and dumped the results onto Steam as a cash grab scam. Vyacheslav Shilikhin has shown a repeated pattern of ripping off Construct 2 templates and dumping them on Steam. Don't believe me? Here's some other asset flips from exactly the same template, all shamelessly dumped on Steam as nasty cash grabs: [list] [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1879620]1000 Needles[/url]", copy + pasted from the same template by LTZInc [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1506660]Battle Cube[/url]", copy + pasted from the same template by LTZInc [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/709780]Crazy Scientist[/url]", copy + pasted from the same template by Droid Riot [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/715980]Eared Hero[/url]", copy + pasted from the same template by Vyacheslav Shilikhin [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/699550]Forest Guardian[/url]", c…4 found this helpful
Words can not describe how bad of a platformer this is. Whoever made this "game" should not be allowed to play anything else but this for the rest of their lives as their punishment.2 found this helpful
awesome
it was good
This "game" has no sound, no music, the hit boxes are completely wrong and the graphics are subpar. The whole "game" is just based on you walking left or right and jumping on platforms to collect chicken and open the gate. I got to level 10 in 11 minutes of game-play (the "game" only seems to have 12 levels) and I found out it's impossible to finish that level. Please avoid this garbage "game".
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