Champions of Breakfast

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There is nobody with a functional brain that would suggest buying anything from a "company" that spends more time streaming the games they play than they do developing their mediocre software. I was stupid enough at one point to believe a nepotist scum bag and felt bad for him enough so that I bought these games so show some solidarity and now I wish so badly I could refund them and the months of twitch I wasted on this absolute goon. Instead of owning any of the reasons why this has happening, this absolute chuckle ♥♥♥♥ instead doubles down, time and time and time again and will continue to do so as his obscurity continues to grow into the nothing he deserves to be. Imagine losing your entire career over something as simple as being unable to say "Yeah, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up... I wish I had done better, but I didn't and I failed myself and my community and I am sorry." Crazy.

Its an ok game with a bad dev. Pretty cheap. Would recommend overall though.

Addicting small fun game

Champions of Breakfast, developed and published by Pirate Software, is a fast-paced arcade shooter that turns a ridiculous premise into an unexpectedly entertaining experience built around reflexes, precision, and relentless chaos. At its core, it follows the classic bullet-hell formula where survival depends on movement, awareness, and mechanical skill, but what gives the game its identity is how completely it commits to its strange breakfast-themed world. Instead of spaceships or fantasy warriors, players enter battle with breakfast champions and household objects in a bizarre conflict that embraces absurd humor without sacrificing gameplay challenge. The setup immediately establishes the game’s playful personality. A strange crisis threatens breakfast itself, forcing unlikely heroes into action across increasingly chaotic environments. The premise sounds intentionally ridiculous because it is designed that way. Rather than trying to ground its world in realism or complex storytelling, Champions of Breakfast focuses entirely on delivering a humorous arcade experience where absurdity becomes part of the appeal. The game understands exactly what it wants to be and never loses conf…

Хороший буллет хелл, необычный дизайн, сеттинг ну и механника тоже классные, сказать особо не чего, но мне понравилось