CHARIOT WARS

Watch intro which lasts 5+ minutes and cuts off before its' conclusion. Start my first race, the AI pull ahead. The AI swap positions with each other off screen. Catch up with said AI, and they are in a perfect line, no swapping of positions. But, still shows AI swapping positions on the side bar? Insert confusion. Pass some chariots - shows me in last position. Pass all chariots, cross the start/finish line first, tells me I lost. Insert more confusion. Restart race... The AI start climbing up the scenery and doing doughnuts. Then I fall through the world, and the game stutters to only 2 or 3 fps. Restart race again... Eventually win the race - Proceed to read comic/story/plot? Let's try out multiplayer! Can't sign up - can't log in - can't play multiplayer. Uninstall. I give this 10 horse apples out of 10.

Okay, let me get a few things out of the way here, yes, this was made using the Unity Engine. No, not everything made using Unity is utter crap - there's been some really, really, really, bad things made with Unreal and Crytek, as Jim Sterling points out. Lastly, I have several games that fall into the same criticisms that I have for Chariot Wars, games that are badly designed, unbalanced, and at times glitchy, but are still fun to play such as Plane Crazy, Primal Rage, Hyper Blade, or The 7th Guest - the list goes on and on, but like I said, they're fun to play. Gameplay: 65/100 D Chariot Wars is simple, four directions for your acceleration, breaking, and turning, plus a speed boost that can be used after collecting "coins" on the track. The more you collect, the longer the boost. It's simple, the bare basics of gaming and yet there feels like everything is missing. Nothing feels right for a game, instead it feels more like a school project one makes to show off your understanding of basic coding and isn't really meant to be played for entertainment. Audio: 69/100 D+ The sound effects are nice, the horses sound like horses, but nothing blends or fades together, everything …

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME HAHAHAHAHAH SO TERRIBLE. BROKEN FROM START TO FINISH. STORY MAKES NO SENSE. AWFUL GAMEPLAY

This is truly a masterpiece of the gaming industry! A very dynamic, fast and beautiful action rpg bagel with elements of strategy, crafting and visual novel.The graphics are made at the highest level, you can enjoy it for several hours in a row and not even notice it. A wonderful game design is complemented by an interesting story of the main character, everything is done in the best traditions of ancient drama. The very spirit of antiquity in this game is present in every detail, from lighting to dust that flies from the wheels of chariots. I boldly recommend this game to you all, and also suggest nominating it for the game of this century

You may have come here, like I did, remembering an okay chariot racing game on a console in the past. You may have felt that the criticism shouldn't deter you. After all, how bad can it be? It is dismal. The menus are crap, the controls are either WASD or arrow keys with space bar for "turbo boost". The difficulty is pretty high but not in a good way. I won't bang on about this but if you grew up with Roman tales and wanted some authentic chariot racing, look elsewhere.

After getting this game as a gift, I now want to pay my friend for getting it. I also want to pay him for getting himself a copy because I now have a seriously dangerous urge to get into a car crash. This games CPU has an IQ worse than its fps as they will slam the walls cheeks harder than Jordi El Nino. The worse thing about this though is the 5 minute intro. The only reason we all played this is because of the lore. 11/10 PS if you're into 500cc mario kart, this is for you.