Date Everything!

Date Everything!

Sassy Chap Games · 2025 · Sexual Content, LGBTQ+, Dating Sim, Romance, Simulation

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About Date Everything!

Date Everything! brings an exciting new twist on the dating simulator genre.

Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'Dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable! Each dateable object will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your lovers, friends, or enemies. With an exhaustive Who's Who of voice actors keeping you company on your journey!

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What Steam players say

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Recommended Jul 12, 2026
keith why
Recommended Jul 12, 2026
Date Everything is revolutionary, because for the first time we have been given a dating simulator that caters to everyone. Not just the general idea of what people find attractive. Men and women can play this game knowing there is at least ONE character that excites them, and that makes this game extremely worth it. Plus, the storyline on it's own, the worldbuilding and lore, has made for an extremely entertaining game that is re-playable at LEAST three times, and is long enough with enough variety involved that you don't become bored. It's honestly one of the most amazing dating sims I've ever seen and I can't wait to continuing dating everything!
Recommended Jul 11, 2026
Good writing and incredible voice acting! There are so many characters that most people (who enjoy this sort of game) will probably find at least a few they'll get attached to.
Recommended Jul 11, 2026
Have you ever wanted living alone to feel less lonely? Tired of talking to your household appliances and not having anyone talk back? Like puns? If so, this is the game for you!
Recommended Jul 11, 2026
I waited 2 years for this game to come out. The voice acting is wonderful, it’s such a fun wacky game. At first I thought the game was going to be redundant, but it’s full of surprises that I never saw coming. The characters are unique and I like that the characters interact and have their own dynamics with each other. This game is definitely more than meets the eye!
Recommended Jul 11, 2026
The dialogue lines kept coming me back for more. Some of the Datables had some really sweet stories that I couldn't wait to find out what happened next. I also think it has great representation and diversity (gender/ability) for the different types of love (poly/monogamy) you may see in the world. Some of the lines and slang were of the time of its creation, but I think that adds to its charm!

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