Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim
DirectDoggo · 2022 · Indie, Casual, Dating Sim, Comedy, Visual Novel
PC
Overwhelmingly Positive99% · 2,019
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About Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim
Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD. 
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.
Such is the life of Randy.
Anyhoo,
Dialtown has many features, including:
- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)
So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.
Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.
*(Warning, may actually contain cords)
DLC & expansions
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
(No Spoilers) Summary: If you've ever wanted to romantically pursue a phone, then hot DARN, do I have just the game for you. ------------------------------- What is in the game: This is a "dating sim" with multiple routes in a nonlinear story. There are a LOT of endings and missable scenes and other extra content in the game, with a special ending for getting the other 4 main endings. There's a LOT of content in the game. ------------------------------- Thoughts: *I haven't yet played either of the DLCs. This is a really fun game; it's a "dating sim", but really it's more of just reading funny dialogue. Don't go in expecting a regular dating sim. I came to this game from DirectDoggo's Dayshift at Freddy's series, which I played long ago and really enjoyed; this basically has the exact same humour as those without the FNAF theme and with less actual gameplay since it is styled like a dating sim. I really don't think this game's humour is going to be for everyone, though; if you enjoyed the DSAF humour, you will enjoy this game's too. I will say some of the jokes did kind of not land or overstayed their welcome, and some scenes, especially in the 5th route, were waaaay too l…4 found this helpful
Both the best and worst game I've ever played, not even sure what to say about the masterpiece DirectDoggo bestowed upon us. Get it. Get the game. Sell your soul to DirectDoggo like the rest of us.1 found this helpful
printer babe is best babe
i love you dialtown devs i love youuuu hehe
If you like it you'll love it and if you don't uhhh. get weirder and come back later
THIS GAME IS SO GOOD TIS THE BEST GAME EVER I LOVE OLIVE MAN AND RANDY AND ASLO THE GIRL KAREN BUT NOT BIGFOOT I LOVE THIS GAME
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