Dead End Aegis: Gaiden

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The same day that i played this and finally fixed the Stupid issues with the stupid ugly font and the ugly art and ugly everything in the world I gnawed at my fingers and the bit of flesh on my finger joint was bleeding so much for no reason and it was painful because i got red epper juices in the wound awhile later and it still didnt hurt as much as reading this bland Audiovisual Upchuck for 1 hour. I am grateful this exists still though because now i know i know for the cost of 0 dollars and more time spent fixing the font issues in a modern release than actually reading it i will probably not touch the main game. The only tangible reason i had to give it a try because ueda metawo is the best, and the main game's theme by denkare rules so much. Denkare is forever awesome but my god this is an artistic fall from grace worse than the fallen angel Nishii. This entire package and GSS remake's sprites are just pitiful in comparison to his old work and it makes me really sad.

So, I know this is a prequel, but I didn't expect it to be that short. Auto mode didn't work, and I wanted to look at the length of this before the main game. It took 3 minutes of pressing the down button.. I'll give it an actual try soon.

"Dead End Aegis: Gaiden" is not a game. It's an advertisement for a product called "Dead End Aegis". Dead End Aegis is not even a game, it's a garbage, badly written high school anime club dropout fanfiction, a complete cringefest about the authors imaginary girlfriends.. But this isn't completely relevant because this is not Dead End Aegis, it's just an advertisment for it, so it's not correct to try to review that completely distinct product. We must instead review this for what it is... an advertisement. If you enjoy advertisements, you can consume them for free on the web or on Youtube without needing to add them to your game library, download them, and then launch the advertising. It's impossible in a general sense to recommend people should do that over playing real, full games on Steam, and that applies here with "Dead End Aegis: Gaiden" too. The objective of this advertisement is to get you to pay the eye watering sum of THIRTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS to buy the whole garbage tier anime club fanfiction e-book from the author... and I can't stress just how cringey the high school tier writing is. This is only free in the same way that adverts on Youtube and banner ad…

Censored slop, don't read on steam.

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