

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!
cupholder · 2016 · Nudity, Simulation, Adventure, Indie, Dating Sim
PC
Mixed61% · 57
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About Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!
Choose your route carefully and win the heart of a special girl or you might end up a level 30 wizard! Will you walk the path of a changed man or will your magical powers be unleashed? Inspired by the plights of members from various internet communities, will the outcome of this tale prove to be a fantasy or an all-too-famiiliar harsh reality?!
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106 hours of dating prowess will say the gameplay only gets really good after 20 hours1 found this helpful
I Cant belive im a max lvl Wizard :(1 found this helpful
This is a short game with a quite a bit of flaws, but I'll still recommend it. The reason being it's at the least decently put together, has multiple endings (though most of them are the same) and there's achievements. There's no skip dialogue, only 3 saves and ran in a window. You can't check the previous dialogues either. But being very short, it won't take much time to start from the scratch again. I will NOT recommend this game for serious VN gamers. If you have a teen kid who hasn't seen any VN - sure. - 5/10
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THIS GAME 3/10
A very short visual novel with light dating sim mechanics and very simple stat management based on the routes chosen to either win the heart of one of three girls or fail miserably and become a Wizard by the time you turn 30. The writing is very funny and the art complements the game well. There is no real lewd here only pictures of the girls in underwear when you conquer them. A good couple of hours of replay value as you explore your character's choices for better or worse. Recommended if you get it at a discount.
This game.... was clearly written by someone whose only knowledge of college is from what they could see from their car window on vacation to Disney World during Spring Break in 1996. They have no idea how to actually talk to WAMAN And they attempt to be feminist but its actually misguided misogyny from someone whose only knowledge of feminist theory comes from bad porn videos. Also why do all the girls have foreheads bigger than my dreams? I can't figure out how to see one (1) titty and all the inner monologues are hella creepy and I hope this guy stays a beta cuck forever P.S. Developer is a virgin
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