Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

cupholder · March 22, 2016 · Nudity, Simulation, Adventure, Indie, Dating Sim

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Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! price by region

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! costs £1.99 in the United Kingdom, $1.99 in Georgia (USD), $2.99 in the United States, €2.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$3.29 in Canada, NZ$3.59 in New Zealand and R$6.29 in Brazil right now.

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United Kingdom £1.99 £1.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $1.99 $1.99 — 1
United Statesyour region $2.99 $2.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €2.99 €2.99 — 1
Canada CA$3.29 CA$3.29 — 1
New Zealand NZ$3.59 NZ$3.59 — 1
Brazil R$6.29 R$6.29 — 1

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About Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

Choose your route carefully and win the heart of a special girl or you might end up a level 30 wizard! Will you walk the path of a changed man or will your magical powers be unleashed?

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! is a short visual novel with dating sim mechanics that players praise for its likable characters and entertaining humor, though it's held back by limited content and several quality-of-life issues like no dialogue skip, restricted saves, and inability to review past conversations. Opinion is divided on whether it's worth playing, with some recommending it at a discount for casual players or those new to visual novels, while others find the writing, character design, and overall execution problematic.

Recommended Aug 8, 2026
Though it lacks content, I had a good time with this one. Though not very complex, the characters are likable and the humor was very entertaining if you ask me. Overall it lacks content, but considering the price tag I'd still say it's worth it.
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Recommended May 21, 2024
106 hours of dating prowess will say the gameplay only gets really good after 20 hours
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Recommended Feb 8, 2026
This is a short game with a quite a bit of flaws, but I'll still recommend it. The reason being it's at the least decently put together, has multiple endings (though most of them are the same) and there's achievements. There's no skip dialogue, only 3 saves and ran in a window. You can't check the previous dialogues either. But being very short, it won't take much time to start from the scratch again. I will NOT recommend this game for serious VN gamers. If you have a teen kid who hasn't seen any VN - sure. - 5/10
Recommended Apr 28, 2021
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THIS GAME 3/10
Recommended Apr 1, 2021
A very short visual novel with light dating sim mechanics and very simple stat management based on the routes chosen to either win the heart of one of three girls or fail miserably and become a Wizard by the time you turn 30. The writing is very funny and the art complements the game well. There is no real lewd here only pictures of the girls in underwear when you conquer them. A good couple of hours of replay value as you explore your character's choices for better or worse. Recommended if you get it at a discount.
Not recommended Dec 1, 2020
This game.... was clearly written by someone whose only knowledge of college is from what they could see from their car window on vacation to Disney World during Spring Break in 1996. They have no idea how to actually talk to WAMAN And they attempt to be feminist but its actually misguided misogyny from someone whose only knowledge of feminist theory comes from bad porn videos. Also why do all the girls have foreheads bigger than my dreams? I can't figure out how to see one (1) titty and all the inner monologues are hella creepy and I hope this guy stays a beta cuck forever P.S. Developer is a virgin

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