Don't Mess With Bober

AI slop, at least with the voiceovers. Considering it's a "survival horror" you'd think that when an improvised explosive device almost killed your character they'd be scared? Nope. Just an AI voiced line of "I need a beer after that. I think there was one near the couch" I'd much rather pleasure myself with shards of broken glass than play any more of this game.

Even if the game was free, i'd request a refund for my 37 minutes. Its pure rage bait. On the plus side, i learnt what a beaver is and they are infact not to be confused with a capybuba, the capital of Australia. Kind regards, Shino xx

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I came to a lovely log cabin in the woods as I just got over the fact that "the cake is a lie" from Portal, Then that darn Beaver Bober brings back my worst nighmare again with "the cake isn't real" cant a guy just enjoy his cake and actually EAT IT!

Went to the cabin for a lovley afternoon of fishing, left with severe emotional trauma 10/10

STAY AWAY FROM THIS TRASH!!! This is not a game OR a walking simulator, IT IS JUST GREENWASHED GARBAGE FROM A TALENTLESS HACK TRYING TO USE ENVIRONMENTALISM AS AN EXCUSE TO MAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME 0/10 NOT WORTH $1 LET ALONE $5