Dumb Cartel

Welcome to Dumb Cartel.
A chaotic multiplayer sandbox where nothing is serious, everything is broken, and your only goal is simple:Get rich. By any dumb means necessary.

BUILD YOUR (VERY QUESTIONABLE) EMPIRE

Start from nothing and grow your shady business:

• Craft illegal goods using ridiculous methods (yes, even 3D printers)
• Trade, sell, and expand your operations
• Turn your tiny setup into a full-blown underground empire

PLAY SOLO OR BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS

• Play alone or with others in a persistent online world
• Team up… or stab your friends in the back when it gets profitable
• Trust is optional. Chaos is guaranteed.

A DUMB, LIVING CITY

Explore a colorful low-poly city filled with:

• Weird NPCs with absurd behavior
• Vehicles to mess around with
• Emergent chaos everywhere

CHAOS IS JUST GETTING STARTED

• Fight, run, or create total mayhem
• Police system coming soon 👀
• More mechanics added every week

A GAME DRIVEN BY THE COMMUNITY

This game is built with its players:

• Join the Discord
• Vote on upcoming features
• Suggest your own insane ideas

You’re not just playing the game — you’re helping create it.

🚧 EARLY ACCESS / ALPHA

• Free Alpha version
• Constant updates (at least once a week)
• Expect bugs, weirdness, and unfinished systems

FEATURES

• Online multiplayer sandbox (persistent world)
• Solo & co-op gameplay
• Business management (chaotic edition)
• Crafting system
• Vehicles
• Funny NPCs
• Player betrayal mechanics (in development)
• Regular content updates