Evolution (2018)

I`m only making this Review, because i got this Game through random steam keys and all Reviews are in feking russian. It`s kinda like Flappy bird but alot more complicated with switching "modes", like for example the typical press space to do a little "jump" but also others like being feking tarzan. Now im not sure if this game was intended for pc because the tutorial showed that i should use my fingers and i sometimes get into an "impossible to get out of situation" for which i don`t know if that`s because i`m using an keyboard or if it`s by design to think ahead. The most defining feature for me however, was the fact that you would get your ears blown off when starting the game, it instantly stopped but since i`m traumatized from the whole experience, i just muted the whole game. Now to finalize my Review, which definetly shouldn`t be taking seriously, i must say that the game is kinda enjoyable if you like those kinds of games, and while i can´t verify that it works with touchpad i would imagine that it would be a good game, if you currently need to have a distraction when being outside with an notebook/tablet-pc. Though the game also occasionally shows russian text which i …

A Random Steam Key brought me here. If Flappy Bird would be a good game, then this would be a great game. But Flappy Bird sucks. This gameplay sucks. Games that only support russian cyka blyat. Dawei, Dawei. Rush B. -Putin edit: i needed to keep the game running for 2 more minutes to submit this review, as you can only do when you played it at least 5 minutes. edit2: i gave it a second chance and all it did was throwing me into death

A nice looking game that misses important polish. Kaiser_NIT0 said all that is to say about this game in his review. But i will give for those cheap flaws a thumb down.