三国：我是主公 (2023)

[quote]Warning: Microtransaction infested mobile app[/quote] 三国：我是主公 is one of thousands of nasty mobile apps infesting the "free" section of Steam, but it's not really free. There's only a superficial "game" here. is yet another Chinese mobile app scam set in the Three Kingdoms era (seriously guys get a different theme for your mobile scams... there must be literally HUNDREDS of "Three Kingdoms" era mobile scams infesting Steam, all alike). So this is one of those garbage mobile apps where you tap on your iPhone screen to pretend you're playing a real strategy wargame, but this isn't really a game at all. It's just a veneer wrapped around a nasty, predatory mobile app cash shop. The true purpose of this mobile app is to get you to hand your credit card details to the greedy mobile devs so you can buy stuff in the nasty cash shop... it's a mobile app cash harvester, and has no place in your game library. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Nope. This isn't worth downloading. While this didn't cost me any money up front, I still feel ripped off.

Like a dumpling showdown, 三国：我是主公 outshines Total War: Three Kingdoms in strategy depth.

Ever played a game of rock-paper-scissors against a chicken? Yeah, me neither. But after playing 三国：我是主公, I feel like I just did... and lost.

"Who knew that conquering ancient China could feel like juggling flaming chopsticks? 三国：我是主公, you're a spicy dumpling of fun!"

Like dating a supermodel who can't cook; looks great, gameplay meh.

"Strategic depth rivals top-tier titles, but visuals need improvement."