

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps
Warrior General Games, LLC · April 3, 2017 · Action, Indie, Sci-fi, Pixel Graphics, Difficult
Buy Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps from Steam at $2.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps — official stores
Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps price by region
Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps costs £2.09 in the United Kingdom, $2.19 in Georgia (USD), $2.99 in the United States, €2.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$3.39 in Canada, NZ$3.69 in New Zealand, A$4.50 in Australia, R$6.49 in Brazil and zł10.99 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
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| £2.09 | £2.09 | — | 1 | |
| $2.19 | $2.19 | — | 1 | |
| $2.99 | $2.99 | — | 1 | |
| €2.99 | €2.99 | — | 1 | |
| CA$3.39 | CA$3.39 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$3.69 | NZ$3.69 | — | 1 | |
| A$4.50 | A$4.50 | — | 1 | |
| R$6.49 | R$6.49 | — | 1 | |
| zł10.99 | zł10.99 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps
Why walk when you can teleport? Control Glorch in a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade." Navigate difficult platforming puzzles, find some secrets, smash a few robots, and try your best not to die.
Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps is a challenging puzzle platformer that delivers on its difficulty promise, with tight controls and fair but unforgiving level design that rewards persistence rather than punishing bugs or poor design. Players praise it as an enjoyable experience for fans of demanding games, though the high difficulty will cause frustration. The game appears best suited for those seeking a sale rather than full-price purchase.
[quote][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32732116-IndieGems/]Follow our curator page: [b]IndieGems[/b] if you like and want to see more reviews like this one.[/url][/quote] [i]Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps[/i] claims to be a difficult puzzle platformer, and it sure is exactly that. The difficulty level is not casual and very unforgiving, but the game does exactly what it's advertised to do. Currently the game is on sale at 65% off at 1.04 USD (Base 2.99), I think the discount price is probably what I would think is ideal for this game. I say this in all honesty, this is one of those games that will cause the player some sheer frustration due to its difficulty, but not due to glitches or other issues. The gameplay is simple, you move left and right with A and D, and you aim and click your left mouse button to throw your "telenade." Where this ends up is where you will ultimately teleport to, and you can cut this short by clicking your mouse button again. There is no jumping, and there's very little walking. All of your actions are by teleportation. I think the subtitle should read "Walking and Jumping Are For Chumps," but hey, the actual name works well to…15 found this helpful
[h1] Glorch this game is for chumps. [/h1]6 found this helpful
I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of y…1 found this helpful
my wife bought this for me and children. Me and my three beautiful boys love this game! would recommend.
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