GO AWAY, THERE'S KUMIS OVER THERE!

[h1] How many of such shovelware are there? [/h1]

I bought this back in 2016 to write a review that said "Daddies Kumis" but then I forgot about it so long that meme went stale

[h2]Move up and move down... repeat[/h2] Move up. Move down. Aim at stuff. Avoid the bad stuff because the bad stuff kills horsey. That’s basically the entire game. I found it incredibly repetitive and honestly pretty lazy overall. The gameplay gets boring fast, and the music became annoying long before I stopped playing. The one positive is that the achievements are extremely easy to get if you’re into achievement hunting, but even that felt unsatisfying to me since I prefer achievements that actually require some challenge or effort. And yes, I’m absolutely showing off my PC specs. Got a problem with that? [h2]3/10[/h2] [h3][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45905648-Gork%2527s-Game-Grind/]Check out my curated list of games[/url][/h3]

Not Recommended

GO AWAY, THERE'S KUMIS OVER THERE! is an unusual indie arcade game developed by Besedka Games Studio and published by Neon Green Pin Games. Built around a deliberately absurd premise and a retro-inspired presentation, the game embraces simplicity and humor above all else. Players take control of a flying horse on a relentless journey through the sky, collecting treats, avoiding hazards, and pursuing higher scores in a fast-paced endless runner format. It is a game that immediately establishes its quirky personality through its title alone, setting expectations for a lighthearted experience that values fun and silliness over realism or narrative depth. The gameplay follows a classic arcade philosophy. The objective is not to complete levels or follow a story but to survive for as long as possible while accumulating points. Players navigate through airborne obstacles, gather collectibles, and take advantage of various bonuses that appear throughout each run. The controls are intentionally simple, making the game easy to pick up even for those unfamiliar with the genre. This accessibility allows players to focus entirely on timing, positioning, and score improvement rather than learn…

A nothingburger of a game which you can finish in about 30 seconds. The most difficult challenge in this game is keeping it open for five minutes just to leave a review. At least the music is somewhat nice.