Gooner Simulator

Gooner Simulator

Alt Tab Interactive · March 12, 2026 · Casual, Simulation, Life Sim, Incremental, Idler

Buy Gooner Simulator from Steam at $6.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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5 user reviews100% · 5
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$6.99
lowest tracked $1.74
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Gooner Simulator price by region

Gooner Simulator costs £5.89 in the United Kingdom, €6.89 in Europe (EUR), $6.99 in the United States, $6.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$8.99 in Canada, A$10.25 in Australia, NZ$10.49 in New Zealand, R$23.50 in Brazil and zł31.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Gooner Simulator offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £5.89 £5.89 — 1
Europe (EUR) €6.89 €6.89 — 1
United Statesyour region $6.99 $6.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $6.99 $6.99 — 1
Canada CA$8.99 CA$8.99 — 1
Australia A$10.25 A$10.25 — 1
New Zealand NZ$10.49 NZ$10.49 — 1
Brazil R$23.50 R$23.50 — 1
Poland zł31.99 zł31.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

About Gooner Simulator

Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower.Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming.

THE GRINDSET

Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell.
Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle. Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth.

BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE

Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility.
  • The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame, the currency of the depraved.
  • The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments.
  • The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets.

KEY FEATURES:

  • High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse.
  • Immersive Simulation: Every drop of cum, every pubic hair meticulously simulated for that true GOONER experience.
  • Banging Soundtrack: Featuring all your favorite classics from artists Lil Pump, Busta COOM, DJ Stroke and more!
Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.

Gooner Simulator — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Mar 12, 2026
Its actually a good clicker game, penis stroking aside. Game is engaging and funny.
6 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 17, 2026
I LOVE FAPPING RAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T STOP FAPPING!!!!!!! MY PENIS IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF!!!!!! BUT I CAN'T STOP!!!!!!! On a serious note, two of the achievements are bugged and cannot be obtained as of written this review.
4 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 14, 2026
Honestly pretty good incremental game. And funny considering. The only downside is some achievements appear to be broken. I played on Steam Deck, and largely had no issues other than a few instances of the game stuttering (with seemingly no rhyme or reason to it; usually early on in a run when less is going on you'd think it'd be later on but no). Oh wait, I will say playing on Deck at least it really does make it difficult to aim at certain things to interact with. I wish there were a better way to cycle through things because you really can't see when lots of things are going on so I lose track of the mouse a lot. Maybe it's less of a problem on a PC. Just something to keep in mind. Relatively short, but I got it on sale so it was worth it.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 21, 2026
Got a solid 25 fps. If this was mining etherium on my machine, honestly, worth it.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 15, 2026
poco realista asi no es mi pichula

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