Heartbite: Dating in Daylight

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The unexpected mini-game was so ridiculously impossible that I ragequit. How is anyone supposed to be able to play this? I feel like the rest of the screencaps for this game are just taunting me for not being able to get past meeting the first character of the game ???

I've been trying to get past the first minigame for so long- I am not good at platformers but how am i supposed to win when every platform has spikes and barely any room to wall jump? i liked the first charachter tho, couldn't really get past to meet the others sadly.

"Heartbite: Dating in Daylight" is barely a game, it's an e-book that's been dumped on Steam masquerading as a game. Note that there are some disjointed, badly made and totally out-of-place minigames of garbage tier quality (Which means they are better than the writing in this cringe mountain), however, the crux of this Steam product is to be a fan-fiction. As a visual/interactive novel, this doesn't feature any notable gameplay, it's just a lot of clicking through badly written dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, "How did something this badly written end up on Steam?". When someone hoping to become an author is unable to get published in print, they spend $100 and dump their high school fan-fiction onto Steam, under the guise of a game. This is an incredibly badly written fan-fiction about, yes, you guessed it, the author (who thinks he is a vampire) and his harem of available imaginary cartoon boyfriends and girlfriends. The cringe here is so bad I was hospitalised before I even got to the platformer... yes, I think in fairness it should be mentioned that this utterly awful experience has a platformer that is simply …

too boring and the writing was mid

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