HELLO PLAYER

HELLO PLAYER is a simple, minimalist 2D retro platformer slapped together with Unreal and dumped onto Steam by the Russian asset flippers at Big Black Bear. It features ultra minimalist art as you roll a square around various platformer levels while an annoying Twitch streamer nags you in Russian. The game seems to use the likeness of popular streamers such as PewDiePie without permission or acknowledgement, so hopefully this will get a big fat DMCA takedown and we'll have one less bit of Russian shovelware polluting Steam. Big Black Bear have a known history of trying to scam people into paying them money for someone else's work.One example of Vadd games/Big Black Bear doing this is [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/817150]Factory Pirates[/url], which is really the "[url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/environments/historic/polygon-pirates-low-poly-3d-art-by-synty-92579]Polygon Pirates Low Poly 3D asset pack[/url]" asset, written by the actual developers, Synty Games. There's no English translation for the game, but that's ok. It turns out, the language of bad games is universal. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements th…

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HELLO PLAYER is a compact 2D platformer that relies more on unusual ideas, challenging movement, and self-aware humor than elaborate presentation. Developed by Vadd games and published by Conglomerate 5, it has the unmistakable character of a small independent project. Instead of hiding its modest scale, the game incorporates that simplicity into its identity, delivering an experience centered on overcoming hazards while enjoying a deliberately strange story that frequently acknowledges the player directly. The premise gives the platforming an amusing explanation. What was supposed to be a relatively pleasant adventure has been disrupted by bloggers who have invaded the game and filled its stages with dangerous traps. The player must work through these hostile environments, survive the obstacles, and eventually confront the characters responsible. Interestingly, the objective is not simply about defeating enemies, since the adventure also plays with the idea of befriending them. It is a deliberately ridiculous setup, but that absurdity works reasonably well with the game's lighthearted attitude. Platforming provides the foundation of the experience. Players travel through a colle…