Helluva Heist

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[h1]Early Access — and it shows. Everywhere.[/h1] Helluva Heist tries to be a co-op PvE heist game about teamwork, roles, masks, coordinated robberies… but in reality, if you don’t have friends dragging themselves into this, you’re just playing solo against bots and broken mechanics. [hr][/hr] [list] [*]Right now, there are basically [u]no players.[/u] At all. You queue up → nothing. You host a lobby → it’s just you. So the whole “co-op heist” idea collapses immediately. [*]The concept sounds good on paper — different teams, coordinated actions, disruption mechanics — but none of it really works when you’re alone, and right now that’s the default experience. [*]Enemy AI is painfully bad: bots stare into walls, ignore you walking up behind them, glitch into objects, ragdolls break randomly. At one point a bot was literally stuck against a wall like it forgot how movement works. Another flies like a bird after received some bullets. [*]Gunplay is inconsistent and awkward: no fire mode switching, tap firing kind of works, but if you try to transition into spraying it just doesn’t register properly. The shotgun is almost useless, effective range feels like ~2-3 meters, anything be…

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Guys, it's not early access - it's not even an alpha. If you think that this is passable condition and this is close to finished game - i've got a very bad news for you.

HELLUVA WASTE OF TIME

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