Horrible Princess: Surbibor

Horrible Princess: Surbibor

Kapell Meister · Action, Casual, RPG, Action Roguelike, Action-Adventure

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Horrible Princess: Surbibor is a roguelike dungeon crawler where you fight through endless enemy waves and boss battles to rescue a royal of your choice while burdened by a cursed object that grants perks and penalties throughout your journey. Upgrade your weapons and magical abilities across seven levels, uncover mysteries, and discover which of twelve wildly disappointing endings awaits you in this solo-developed oddball adventure.

                                                                       The Game:     

Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films.Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative. At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue. If you can’t decide, just follow your heart. They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey.You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear:

Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40)

  •         Adds one jump to your Weapon Lightning.
  •         Heals you "X" each second.
  •         Poison duration. +1s.
  •         Shows enemies healtbar.
  •         Increase "critical hit" chance +X%.
  •         Freeze enemy +1s when hit with Orbit Ball. 
& more!

Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels.). (12)

  •        "Boss Hunter": Automatic. Finds closest boss and damage it. 
  •      "Wall":  Creates a temporal wall that proteccs you from enemies. 
  •       "Poison Area": Applies poison to enemies in area of explode. 
  •      "Default Gun": Simple. But powerfull when upgraded. 
  •     "Shield": Proteccs you when active. 
& more!

Cursed objects: 

  •      "Ashtray": Halves your total max health. 
  •      "Cigarretes": Reduce "X" health each 10 seconds.
  •      "Tote Bag": Increases store prices each time. 
  •      "Wedding Dress": Reduces "X%" your speed. 
& more!Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings—each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint.*All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classical music tracks, with enough baroque bangers that slap harder than Billy’s father’s emotional distance.                                                              

                                                                       About:     

Hello. You still here? I've made this game alone, at night, hearing people getting asaulted on the street because I live in a shitty neighbourhood.
It's my first game, so if you buy it and then you return it.. that would not be ok.   

Horrible Princess: Surbibor — game info

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Windows
Player modes
Single-player
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