Hotdog Quest: One With Everything

🎚️ Difficulty 🔲 My grandma could play it 🔲 Easy 🔲 Normal 🔲 Hard ☑️ A challenge to be reckoned 🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games) 🗺️ Graphics 🔲 MS Paint 🔲 Bad 🔲 Meh 🔲 Normal 🔲 Very Good 🔲 An original artistic direction 🔲 Beautiful ☑️ Masterpiece 📚 Story 🔲 This game has no story 🔲 Basic element of the contractual requirements 🔲 It's there for people who want it 🔲 Well written 🔲 Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts ☑️ A model to get inspired by ⌛️ Length 🔲 0 (No story) 🔲 Short 🔲Average 🔲 Long ☑️ To infinity and beyond 🎶 Music 🔲 Just filling noises/No music 🔲 Trivial and uneventful 🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions 🔲 Memorable ☑️ Transcending whispers of a forgotten world 🕹️ Interest 🔲 I would rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired 🔲 A good moment 🔲Sticking out of the pack ☑️ You will remember it long after 🔁 Replayability 🔲 A one-time experience 🔲 For achievements 🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods) 🔲 Definitely (Different endings) ☑️ Infinitely replayable (or almost) 🐛 Bugs ☑️Never heard of 🔲 Minor bugs 🔲 Can get annoying 🔲 Impacts the playe…

Best cow rolling mechanics I've seen this year, 10/10

This game wouldn't be worth even looking at if it wasn't for the aesthetic. You can turn it off, sure... But why would you? HQOwE is about 30 minutes of dumb gameplay that will make you smile. That all being said, this game has some dumb downfalls as well. The plane? Jesus it is way harder to control than it needs to be. Also to save yourself some time, don't just skip to the end on the plane level. You can't finish the next level, and there is no way to go back a level. You just soft lock yourself. Like I said earlier as well, this game is good because of the look. It's this weird, quirky, cute filter that makes the game stand out way more than I was expecting. You look at any screenshot or video of this game and you sit there like, "huh...". And that's what hooks you in. If you turn it off, all the charm immediately goes away, and some of the levels secrets or simplicity reveal themselves and takes away whatever fun that you can find in this game. If you can, buy it on sale. Don't pay full price for this ♥♥♥♥ post of a game. Or buy it, beat it in under two hours, and do whatever you're gonna do. I can't stop you, you're an adult. I was given a copy of this game by the deve…

Honestly？Goes so hard. One of the most goated glizzy-themed games for all the glizzy loving gamers. The glizzies in this game are delicious. It's a great and memorable game. After I played it, I had dreams about playing it. That's not even a joke, I really did. It's a great speedrun as well. Highly recommend it.

The game is very simple, you go through a few low poly locations of moderate interest with basic platforming mechanics, and grab whatever random object microsoft sam needs. It's not particularly funny. As they're charging money for it I can't recommend anyone buy the joke game.

I played this on stream as a joke expecting to make fun of it. The devs were going for that as well considering they promote it as "The Fault of Semble Knights." It's actually fun and plays really well. It's a simple platformer. Even has greybox still in it. I enjoyed it way more than I should have and it might be one of the biggest surprises I've experienced playing unknown games in a hot minute.