I HATE MY LEGS

I HATE MY LEGS

Subhumans Studio · 2024 · Precision Platformer, Psychological Horror, Physics, Parkour, Intentionally Awkward Controls

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About I HATE MY LEGS

Featuring a movement system that's as unforgiving as it is addictive, your gaming skills will be put to the ultimate test! Dive into the absurd world of Jeff, a turtle with human legs on a mission to find his father.
  • Difficult Movement: Speed is the key to success here, the faster you move the further you jump. Time your jump with your speed to land where you need to go, or don't, whatever works best for you!
  • Challenging World: Since Jeff is a tiny turtle, even the smallest of obstacles are massive deals for him! Guide him through treacherous sands, moss, snow, and even space!
  • Unique Protagonist: Guide Jeff, our quirky turtle with massive human quads, through a series of mind-bending obstacles and laugh-out-loud moments.
  • Funny Moments: Spend hours attempting, and failing the same jump! I promise you, someone will find it funny hearing you scream at your computer screen!

Get ready to rage, laugh, and cry as you navigate Jeff through a journey that's difficult to play but impossible to put down.

Are You Up for the Challenge?

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Sep 28, 2024
This game is Impressive it sucks to start over and over :) but the visuals and the mechanics are stunning. Highly recommended!!
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Recommended Sep 28, 2024
Really fun game! Design is really nice and the game is angering and exciting all at the same time!
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Recommended Sep 28, 2024
Feels very smooth and challenging (as it should be) but overall super fun!
Recommended Sep 28, 2024
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I really hate my legs. Seriously. This game absolutely wrecks. The controls are challenging, but easy to learn (hard to master). This game is totally worth $10 (or so), you might not spend 10 hours playing it in a row, but damn are you going to keep coming back to it, bang your head on your keyboard, walk away, get really mad, scream a little, come back, and try to throw this little turtle down another cavernous abyss back to the beginning of the game. Biome 2 within my grasp, but i swear to god if this dev messages me again and asks why a 5 year old can beat this and i can't, i'm gonna refund this thi.... oh. i spent 6 hours in it already. Guess i can't refund anymore either. Dev: Thank you. Thank you for making my life miserable, thank you for abusing me (and my friends) in this game, and thanks for letting me give the turtle a really good toss down a virtual pachinko machine.
Recommended Sep 28, 2024
I just tried this indie game where you play as a turtle navigating tricky platforms, and it's a total blast! The levels are tough but super rewarding, making you want to keep retrying. The art style is adorable, and the music is relaxing, which balances out the challenge. If you enjoy games that are both fun and a bit tricky, this one's for you! It's a great way to spend some time and perfect for anyone looking for a casual yet engaging experience. Definitely worth a play!
Recommended Sep 27, 2024
After falling all the way back down and then failing the first jump all over again, I can truly say that I hate my legs and Jeff’s legs. This game has made me hit my desk and hit my mental health harder. Good game the jumping loop is fun and the idea is executed well. I wish all who try and help Jeff find his dad luck. 10/10 would hit my desk again.

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