I’m going to die if I don’t eat sushi!

ぴえん⤵︎ ぴえん⤴︎ ぴえん→ ぴえん⤵🥺 The sushi was very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQZIIiHUWa0

Bizarre and stupid, in all the right ways. Extremely fun to stream as a one-off game for an hour or two. Very speedrun friendly too!

it was peak. an unbridled tour de force of pure sensual love for sushi put on display for all to see. if your computer cannot handle this game, it is weak. if you cannot handle this game, you need to eat more sushi. love sushi. eat sushi. dine on the purity of this game's soul and let yours burn with the fire of a hundred typhoons!!!!!!! I'm making the polycule consume this until they admit it's better than the louvre in its entirety!

ate sushi, did not die

In case you didn't get it from the title, your player character intones at the start of every level "I'm going to die if I don't eat sushi!" He's not joking, either - if you let your 'Inochi Gauge' run out from lack of sushi, he explodes and goes "I'm dead." I'm going to die if I don't eat sushi! is a 3D platformer in the vein of Super Mario 64, in the sense that a number of missions you have to finish are heavily influenced by Mario, specifically the ones where you have to collect eight red clams. Oftentimes, however, the game is a hunt for sushi in a specific environment with a handful of modifiers to keep things interesting. Platforming is a bit of a hassle in some places, as your characters horizontal leap makes some precise movements tricky. Thankfully, you have a shop in your hub world with a host of optional upgrades to your jumping that can help keep you eating sushi for longer. 40 levels and a peculiar storyline await you to rise to the challenge!