Is This A Platformer?

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This game was a pretty fun experience. The play time is about 3 hours, if you have a skill issue, if you do not however, the game will take you 1-2 hours. 7.5/10 would probably play again some bosses have dumb attacks and the game is pretty short but i liked the humor and characters and also the gameplay. Now just a quick warning spoilers ahead so if you haven't played the game please finish it then read the review. (or just dont buy it) so I will be ranking each and every boss and region in the game starting with the first area which i forgot its name. so as a tutorial it is pretty good and i do not have many critisims about it and as for its boss (the grape lumber i think he was called?) was a pretty good beginner boss he becomes really easy after you memorise his... 2 attacks but I just wish his laser attack had a bit more of a charge up to it. also i hate when you hit him and if you are just a BIT late he will destroy you with an attack but luckily other bosses dont have this issue why DOES HE HAVE IT IDK this area and boss gets a 7/10 next up are the banana lakes, this place was pretty interesting and kinda fun! i really dont have that much to say about it other than the p…

ORANGE QUEEN SUCKS

Uh... The hitboxes are pretty horrible. I kept dying in places where I shouldn't have, so it didn't feel very fair. Also the jump was kinda trash. It would be better if these things were addressed, and that would make it more enjoyable. Sometimes, the game just puts stuff in your face, and its just not fair. Also, I discovered 2 bugs in my 5 minutes of playing. There was one where if you moved and was moving and then hit Left Control, your character would stay in the crouched state but he would still be moving. Some of the animations are broken. The artstyle is alright. The enemies are alright, although I would prefer them to be better. Overall, I would not come to play this game again, and I hope that the issue that I highlighted in this post are addressed to make the game better. But right now, for me it is most likely a 5/10.

A short fun game where bosses are interesting and the platforming is a bit janky but overall a good game!

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