Java Journey

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"Java Journey" is a very poorly made, amateurish 3D platformer that looks like the result of someone taking a few primitive game assets and dumping them on a basic third person platformer template for Unity. I've seen multiple amateur platformers that all look almost exactly the same as this, all kitbashed out with Unity, and, unsurprisingly, they're all awful. This is no exception. What do you do in the game? It's the same as all the other amateur Unity platformers except in this one you're a cup, and the coins have a coffee bean on them. Wow, truly so innovative. The game is really simple and unambitious in terms of implementation, more of a tech demo or one of those cases where an amateur developer spends $100 to publish something on Steam Direct to see if it's possible. Yes, obviously it's possible. A proof of concept, tech demo, or something that's less than a little blip on the radar isn't offering anything truly valuable to gamers. I'm not sure if this is a malicious asset flip, but it's one of those cases where the assets just look slightly better than the rest of the quality of the game... a glaring inconsistency. There's no evidence, but as always, the biggest …

Java Journey... more like Janky Journey! This is the jankiest game I've ever played.