

johnsgame
GCRH · March 6, 2017 · Indie, Casual, Adventure, Action, RPG
johnsgame is free to play — no purchase needed. We track it so you know if that ever changes.
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About johnsgame
You will burn the world down, break every bone, slaughter every child, and find his truth. Do you want to know what happens in the end? John dies. Everyone dies in the end, it's just the hard truth. I am speaking to you, I just wish you would listen.
johnsgame — game info
- Platforms
- Windows, Linux / SteamOS
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
johnsgame, developed and published by GCRH, is a deeply unconventional project that feels less like a polished release and more like a raw, unfiltered experiment in game design. It presents itself as a survival RPG set in a harsh wasteland, but that description only captures a fraction of what it attempts to do. In reality, it is a collection of systems, ideas, and iterations layered together in a way that reflects a developer exploring the boundaries of what their game could be, often without fully resolving how those ideas should connect. The game drops players into a bleak, unforgiving world where survival is the primary goal, but the path to that goal is anything but straightforward. Players can gather resources, cook, craft, farm, fight, and explore, all within a system that tries to simulate a kind of “real-world logic.” Interactions are often based on experimentation rather than clear instruction, which gives the experience a certain openness. At the same time, this lack of structure makes it difficult to understand how to progress, especially for new players. The game does not guide or teach; it expects the player to figure things out through trial and error. This ambitio…1 found this helpful
"johnsgame" is a 2D retro pixel top down shooter (with lightweight "survival" mechanics, aka, food and water meters) that's been slapped together with the godawful GameMaker Studio video game construction kit from Yoyogames. The game seems to have been made more as a joke than a serious and sincere attempt at game delivery (edit: I was wrong, it's just made incompetently). Some elements of the game are done badly on purpose, such as a huge, annoying text overlay in the middle of the screen that interferes with actually trying to play the game. I appreciate some developers think it's amusing to clutter the Steam store with junk games and jokes like this, but it's not good for the industry and isn't amusing for gamers to have to wade through all the garbage. Gameplay is terrible, a few things just don't work (like you can't drink water as far as I know, so you just die after a while). GameMaker Studio is a very poor quality game construction kit, and unsurprisingly results in products that have little to no value as games, especially when compared to the work of professional developers who create genuine products for gamers. Using a video game construction kit requires littl…1 found this helpful
Игра 'johnsgame' – это приятный и расслабляющий опыт, идеально подходящий для коротких игровых сессий. Простой, но увлекательный геймплей с понятной механикой быстро затягивает, позволяя расслабиться и просто наслаждаться процессом. Визуальное оформление выполнено в минималистичном стиле, что не отвлекает от сути и добавляет шарма. Отдельно хочется отметить плавную анимацию и отзывчивое управление, создающие ощущение комфорта. Несмотря на кажущуюся простоту, в игре присутствует некоторая глубина и стратегия, требующая от игрока планирования и обдумывания своих действий. По мере прохождения открываются новые возможности и вызовы, поддерживающие интерес к игре. 'johnsgame' – отличный выбор для тех, кто ищет нетребовательную, но приятную игру, чтобы скоротать время. Единственное, хотелось бы увидеть больше контента в будущих обновлениях, чтобы разнообразить геймплей и добавить новые цели. В целом – рекомендую!
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