Ke-Tsu-No-Ana

Looked good from the screenshots, a modern take on Zaxxon.. was I ever mistaken....

this game is mind-blowingly bad i was first intrigued by this when i noticed all of the butthole puns and strange engrish on the steam page, and i just had to play it to find out more however, its just not good at all the game is a buggy mess with terrible sound design, terrible UI, terrible gameplay, wonky isometric view (i thought it would be interesting, but it was actually just really annoying), etc i do NOT believe that this game is a scam, because there was clearly some thought put into it; the ships all play pretty differently, and i like how each ship has about four different weapons that can all be fired in different ways; some shoot-em-up games only have one or two weapons on their ships! it's a tiny point in the game's favor, but it does give this otherwise terribly awful game a little bit of charm i couldn't get past stage 2 after a little while of gameplay, and im not interested in sticking around longer through the terrible sound design, terrible bullet patterns, etc; my advice is to just refund this game if you own it, unless you're some kind of insane person who genuinely likes playing terrible games

Beautiful game, gives my life meaning.

Me: "How bad could a game called 'A-SS-HO-LE' be?" Game: "Yes"