Kill The Cute

Vampire Survivors for poor gaymers.

Kill The Cute pros: //fast game with modern day graphics with easy controls that moves from location A to B to C and so on //good amount of action and special effects cons: //some difficult boss battles //sometimes too many enemies constantly spawn //sometimes too many hazards //upgrades require a lot of grind //a little repetitive //good game Personal Suggested Purchase Price: Free To Play extra notes: //choose a hero and battle the cute with an assortment of weapons //remember to pick up resources probably by walking over them which can be a challenge //defeat bosses to upgrade you primary weapons and level up to unlock new characters and tree skills

As much as I ought to enjoy killing purple furries in rainbow coloured shorts, this is one of the worst Vampire Survivors style games I have played, & I've played a lot of them. But on the other hand it's free, so I can't really complain too much. I'm guessing the dev just realised that there really isn't much room left for yet another Vampire Survivors game, & stopped development. And fair enough. Probably a smart decision. Their other game, 'Pachinko Farm', is a much more interesting & original concept, & a much better game as well, so I do recommend getting that.

Kill The Cute is a small top down action game that takes a pretty simple idea and gives it a silly twist. I am basically playing the villain, fighting hordes of cute little creatures that are supposedly trying to get close enough to cuddle me. The joke is obvious, but I think it works because the game fully commits to the idea of slaughtering things that look completely harmless. The actual gameplay is built around short roguelite runs, so I can jump in, fight for a bit, die, upgrade and then try again. The rounds are only around 30 to 90 seconds, which makes it very easy to play in short bursts. The combat is where most of the fun comes from for me. I am constantly moving around while dealing with groups of enemies, collecting souls and trying to build a character that can survive the increasing chaos. There are 24 characters to unlock, and each one has their own weapon, stats and special abilities. That gives me a decent reason to experiment instead of sticking with the same setup every time. I also like the fact that the maps are randomly generated and can contain hazards such as swamps, traps, toxic rivers and freezing areas. These little changes stop every run from feeling co…

Kill The Cute

I want to recommend this game because it's not bad - except it continually crashes.