King of Cards

First of all I feel personally attacked by the opening scene in the game. I know I'm a 30 year old loser who lives with their parents and plays video games to escape the disapproval of god and has delusions of one day becoming king even though I can't beat chad at anything so I long for the sweet embrace of truck-kun. I don't need you to rub it in. -The roll text sound that plays during the opening is like scrabble pieces in a bucket and the volume is way to loud. I hated it. -There are no characters. The only dialogue in the game is the inn girl who merely acknowledges that she is a restore HP Stamina and SP(even though the potions restore MP) button. I wanted to flirt with the anime girls. -I skipped the tutorial. you gave me the option but I still couldn't find where any of the stats are explained. I know that's common in video games but if you have a game where you have a set time limit I'd like the option to weigh my options before I spend my non-refundable time and cards trying to figure out how the game numbers work. I recommend add something like in dark souls were you can mouse over or press the select button to get a description of what the numbers do. Also the status sc…

This game is 100% a joke. - many fights are impossible the moment you don't have spells since attacks deal 0 damage. - none of the sprites make any sense, as you can tell in the trailer already, you have a giant head for no reason, but everyone else seems to have a normal head. - Obvious AI used on some of the major characters, which is weird when the monsters are so well sprited, it leads me to believe that the creator just bought random sprites or ripped them off some place. - super broken english all over the place. - the minigames ARE NOT as shown in the trailer, each minigame lasts about 1 second, in that second you need to either, click 30 times, hit 5 random keys (ex: V,C,T.R.W), or do some other task (idk i didnt bother playing the other minigames after the first 2). The minigames act like they are designed to be in a much longer timeframe, considering it is borderline impossible for a human to click 30CPS or hit 5 random keys in under a second. Honestly this game is an irredeemable mess. I am going to try and play it a bit more, and see if i get somewhere, but it is just so scuffed i dont see how anyone could enjoy it. Steer clear of this mess. edit: i reached 250…