Law Mower

wtf is up with this game, 50 sec to mow a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garden? who made these timers??? who can do it???? not me

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"Law Mower" is a godawfully badly made 2D retro pixel top down brawler/bullet hell with a single gimmick, the pixel blob you control is a lawnmower and the enemies are vaguely lawnmower hazard themed. Yep, that's all there is to this shovelware. What do you do in the game? Well, you move around with a lawnmower, mowing some hazards and whatever else, avoiding the enemies... the most amusing and interesting thing this has to offer is the mirth at the idea the developer genuinely thought he could get paid for making this. And is still panhandling to try get money for it. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. There's no initial download price, but the developer was charging $10 USD for this. Price barriers, especially on low qualit…

Игра "Law Mower" — это необычный симулятор с элементами приключений. Управление газонокосилкой в городской среде с юмористическим сюжетом (например, борьба с преступностью с помощью травы) — главная идея. Графика стильная, но иногда размытая. Механики просты: коси, собирай предметы, решай головоломки. Плюсы — оригинальная концепция и лёгкий геймплей. Минусы — короткий сюжет и повторяющиеся задания. Подойдёт для расслабленного времяпрепровождения, но не для глубокого погружения.

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