Loser Simulator

Finally, a game that I can be my true self! If anything this game represents the ornate voices inside my head which I play on repeat over and over “LOSER …LOOOOOOSER”, I can very much relate to the levels of stress and pain that this game entails… if only I had a bottle or so of several anti-depressants to drink or perhaps I should invest in a nice telescope to calm the nerve….. but these days I can’t because I have become a true “Cal” this game could actually be called Cal simulator (for those that don’t know Cal is the meme for someone who doesn’t work and can’t be bothad) however ironically this game involves lots of work and effort that a Cal would piss his pants at the thought of. Where to start... ok taxes are very realistic they are equally as annoying in real life as they are in the game 5/5 for realism. The regular crying is also very much me daily so 5/5 for simulation. It does feel like it’s missing an element of “simping” or crying over some girl “who owes you 60quid”.Possibly an expansion or a follow up called simp simulator might be great. One of the good parts of the game is it crashes halfway through to increase the rage and frustration that you feel in rea…

good game, very much like my life

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This game is amazing and worth 2 dollars without a doubt. Genuinely a life changing experience and a fantastic representation of my day to day life.

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finally a game im good at 10/10 would buy again