Monster Girl Bodily Fluid Beverage Shop
The Thinker Cat · 2026 · Simulation, Idler, Funny, Dark Humor, Memes
PC
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About Monster Girl Bodily Fluid Beverage Shop
CV:天音羽乃
You were just another disposable screw inside the Polaris Group.
Endless overtime. Parachuted managers. Emotional manipulation. Promotions that never came.
Until one night, outside the office, you met an otherworldly catgirl delivery girl whose ears actually twitched.
The moment you touched them, your life officially derailed.
Her name is Dacy.
Bubble tea shop owner. Intern. HR manager. Startup founder. Failed investor. And a wildly optimistic dreamer who plans to conquer the world with hand-shaken drinks.
You, on the other hand, are a former corporate drone. A master of spreadsheets, workflow fixes, and having your soul crushed by capitalism.
In this chaotic comedy interactive adventure game, you’ll dive into the most unreliable yet liberating startup journey imaginable:
☄ Deal with mysterious minerals that move on their own 🐈 Run a drink shop while cleaning up Dacy’s financial disasters 📋 Save an adorable company on the brink of bankruptcy 💥 Face landlords, failed investments, staff shortages, and absurd crises
You can comfort her. Roast her. Go bankrupt together. Or spiral into even bigger chaos.
She wants to build skyscrapers to challenge mega-corporations. You just want to not work overtime today.
But maybe this time, fate can actually change.
🎮 Game Features
✔ Dark corporate humor × adorable otherworldly catgirl ✔ idle game ✔ Startup management mixed with daily disasters ✔ Funny on the surface, painfully relatable underneath
Me: “...What kind of cult product is this supposed to be?”
Dacy: “Not only does it boost your luck when you drink it, it also lets you scan a QR code to adopt a virtual pet, join our membership system, and even enter a real claw-machine lottery!”
Me: “You’ve completely forgotten you’re running a drink shop, haven’t you?”
Dacy (dead serious): “A true soul-driven entrepreneur rides the trend waves. Otherwise the hurricane of the times will sweep you away!”
You were just another disposable screw inside the Polaris Group.
Endless overtime. Parachuted managers. Emotional manipulation. Promotions that never came.
Until one night, outside the office, you met an otherworldly catgirl delivery girl whose ears actually twitched.
The moment you touched them, your life officially derailed.
Her name is Dacy.
Bubble tea shop owner. Intern. HR manager. Startup founder. Failed investor. And a wildly optimistic dreamer who plans to conquer the world with hand-shaken drinks.
You, on the other hand, are a former corporate drone. A master of spreadsheets, workflow fixes, and having your soul crushed by capitalism.
In this chaotic comedy interactive adventure game, you’ll dive into the most unreliable yet liberating startup journey imaginable:
☄ Deal with mysterious minerals that move on their own 🐈 Run a drink shop while cleaning up Dacy’s financial disasters 📋 Save an adorable company on the brink of bankruptcy 💥 Face landlords, failed investments, staff shortages, and absurd crises
You can comfort her. Roast her. Go bankrupt together. Or spiral into even bigger chaos.
She wants to build skyscrapers to challenge mega-corporations. You just want to not work overtime today.
But maybe this time, fate can actually change.
🎮 Game Features
✔ Dark corporate humor × adorable otherworldly catgirl ✔ idle game ✔ Startup management mixed with daily disasters ✔ Funny on the surface, painfully relatable underneath
Me: “...What kind of cult product is this supposed to be?”
Dacy: “Not only does it boost your luck when you drink it, it also lets you scan a QR code to adopt a virtual pet, join our membership system, and even enter a real claw-machine lottery!”
Me: “You’ve completely forgotten you’re running a drink shop, haven’t you?”
Dacy (dead serious): “A true soul-driven entrepreneur rides the trend waves. Otherwise the hurricane of the times will sweep you away!”
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
[後半に日本語レビューあり] [h1]Catgirl Body-Fluid Boba × Corporate Burnout Comedy H-ADV[/h1] Endless overtime, emotional manipulation from managers who parachuted in, and a promotion that never comes. The burned-out protagonist's late-night commute ends with an encounter with an otherworldly catgirl delivery worker — ears that actually twitch and all. The moment those ears are touched, his unremarkably dull life flies completely off the rails. Her name is Dacy. Bubble tea shop owner, self-proclaimed entrepreneur, and the proud possessor of a business philosophy that involves blending her own body fluids into a "secret formula." An H-ADV built on an absurdist comedy framework with adult H-content woven in — a determined work that commits to its unique "funny and a little lewd" lane. The gameplay backbone is idle/clicker-style: earn coins, run the shop, and unlock VN story segments each time a funding milestone is reached. The mechanics are deliberately simple — a narrative delivery vehicle by design, not a build-crafting experience. As the story progresses, crises stack up: processing losses from a cryptocurrency investment, negotiating with an aggressive landlord, a sudden pivot to claw machi…15 found this helpful
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