Anomalous Coffee Machine
HoruBrain Interactive · March 28, 2025 · Sexual Content, Hentai, Dark Humor, Mystery, Female Protagonist
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Anomalous Coffee Machine price by region
Anomalous Coffee Machine costs $6.29 in Georgia (USD), £6.39 in the United Kingdom, €7.29 in Europe (EUR), $7.49 in the United States, CA$9.75 in Canada, NZ$14.75 in New Zealand, R$24.75 in Brazil and zł34.49 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Georgia (USD) | $6.29 −25% | $6.29 | — | 2 |
 United Kingdom | £6.39 −25% | £6.39 | — | 2 |
 Europe (EUR) | €7.29 −25% | €7.29 | — | 2 |
 United Statesyour region | $7.49 −25% | $7.49 | — | 2 |
 Canada | CA$9.75 −25% | CA$9.75 | — | 2 |
 New Zealand | NZ$14.75 | NZ$14.75 | — | 1 |
 Brazil | R$24.75 −25% | R$24.75 | — | 2 |
 Poland | zł34.49 −25% | zł34.49 | — | 2 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Anomalous Coffee Machine
Anomalous Coffee Machine is a visual novel simulation where you interact with a mysterious girl and her supernatural vending machine that can dispense any liquid imaginable, from coffee to concepts themselves. Type in words to discover what the machine conjures, triggering transformations, animations, and unexpected events across hundreds of keywords and secrets hidden throughout the experience.
Developer's Note:
The game DOES NOT contain any STOLEN assets whatsoever, each of the game's assets is explicitly created and ONLY for this game. Please don't spread any misinformation without checking the game. I've dedicated almost 9 months to the game's 12,600+ assets and 10,000+ lines of code and spent at least 2,000+ hours of my life on this project, so please check my game first. Thank you so much for your support!ABOUT THE GAME
Anomalous Coffee Machine is a unique visual novel interactive simulation style game where you encounter a mysterious girl that, for unknown reasons, asks you to use and explore her mysterious and seemingly anomalous coffee vending machine! Of course, as the name implies, it's no ordinary vending machine. Instead, the coffee machine can dispense any cup of liquid, whether it's possible or impossible. Try a cup of saliva? Sure. Try a cup of coffee? Well, of course. Try a cup of blood? Sure, no problem. Try a cup of universe? Do you think it wouldn't work? Well, sure. Try a cup of death? Dare. Any cup is possible.HOW TO PLAY
You do not have any particular goals for the Anomalous Coffee Machine. All you have to do is type in all the words that you can think of and see if the machine currently has it. Depending on the supported keywords, effects, and events may occur. I won't spoil this game, so just figure it out. Just know that the game is simple. Type a word, then let her drink. Or you drink. Whatever. Shit happens. Good or bad shit, but shit will happen. Goodluck! Can you find all the keywords currently in the game?FEATURES
- 700+ words to discover
- 600+ transformations
- 200+ animated scenes (w/ nsfw)
- 100,000+ words of dialogues
- 100+ unique cup art
- Custom Modding support
- Tons of secrets and easter eggs
Anomalous Coffee Machine — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Anomalous Coffee Machine offers plenty of detailed sprite work and creative variety that keeps players entertained initially, but the core gameplay loop of combining cups to unlock 800 words becomes increasingly tedious and obtuse without guidance, leading to frustration for completionists. The game features an unusual tonal mix of horror and sexual content with intricate writing that some find compelling while others find jarring, and players consistently note that achieving all transformations and achievements practically requires external guides rather than organic discovery.
I gooned to the futa ♥♥♥♥ but then a scary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Neanderthal discombobulated philosophical crippled crawfish bite my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis, but its okay because I'm a masochist.1 found this helpful
honestly I couldn't play more than 15 minutes... the gameplay is just "guessing words - the game" and the music--oh god the music--it's so repetitive... I don't recommend at all. idk why I didn't refund it tbh (god I hope my friends can't see this- I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if so T^T)1 found this helpful
I took 70 milligrams of vyvanse then played this for 9 hours straight
WHEN DID 0RIGINALY-TYPED THIS DID PLAYED 0F AT LEAST-'6 H0URS' & D0 INTEND 0F C0NTINUEING M0R0W IS EXTREMELY-SIMPLE BUT S0MEH0W EXTREMELY-REWARDING & EXTREMELY-FUN P0TAT0
HAD A BLAST
it's a good game for just making time go by
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