My Little Farmies

my little farmies is a genuine thinkpiece . this game alone genuinely restores my faith in humanity because now i know that games like this could change peoples short attention spans i cant help but recommend it to everyone . you think im reaching with the brainrot and thinkpiece comment ? the game was literally designed in such a way that de-encourages the modern short span mindset and its BRILLIANT . if you click your animals or crops too fast the overlaying sound effects become grating to listen to so it forces you to slow down and relax at your own peace , the graphics of the game are hard to decipher UNLESS you hold your horses to look at it and its so beautiful , everything is so detailed and formatted in a way to grab your attention by a leash and tie the leash to a pole so you stop in your tracks for a moment . a game like this having a story is genuinely unheard of so its setting even MORE standards , the medieval inspiration was a GREAT choice and i absolutely adore the happiness meter feature , the three dimensional models are so charming too i loveee the little news billboard i love placing things on my farm and creating a little medieval story for it its like the much …

I think it must be the worst incremental game that I have tried to play . It is extremely slow , I mean starting resource you get is rye it takes already 1h to grow , next are potatoes - 4h to grow , and so on and on . Not much of tutorial either , you will be guided only to build a mill and animal pen and that's it for tutorial . Straight of the bat after extremely short tutorial you get pop up to buy pack for £90 as you need those resources to speed up growing process . Writing is terribly small , even on 55inch TV I still can't read what's its written on the screen . Boring as hell .

Building a medieval farm, raising animals, and creating production chains sounds relaxing, but the slow progression and monetization make the village feel more like a chore. I'd rather grow virtual potatoes without being constantly reminded that patience has a price.

I gave this game a try because I really liked the visuals, but honestly, everything else was pretty rough lol. It took 5 minutes just to load. I’ve never seen a game take that long to load,not even VRChat lol. And that’s not even the worst part. Aside from the beautiful graphics, the UI and gameplay feel seriously outdated, like I’m playing a Facebook game from 2010. It honestly feels like the developers haven’t done much to modernize the game. Even the intro felt like it was designed for someone who’s 80 years old 💀

Sept 4 2026 : They've finally updated the game so I can play again :) Anyways my review of the actual gameplay: I love it - if you liked farmville, you will love it - yes it takes time - but be patient! If youre impatient youre not going to like this game! I have build such a nice little community of friends on this game and in my guild :) Sept 1 2026 : unfortunately I've had to change my review as they won't update the game on steam, but the game REQUIRES the update to continue playing. This is sad and unfortunate. I loved the game so much. But I'll probably lose my friends because I couldn't help their farm, and I'll probably get kicked from my guild for not helping. I don't even care that I won't get the calendar rewards. I can't play at all. I'll miss this game.

its ok