Neon Parkour

Lucky me gets to write the first English review for Neon Parkour. Neon Parkour is a 2D minimalist platformer that looks and feels like a basic Unity Asset flip, although I couldn't see any distinct asset store asset that matches. It still has all the qualities of one, looking more like a concept than a game. Minimalist/low effort "art", simple, unengaging gameplay. A bunch of what look like fake reviews all in Turkish, an immediate dump into cheap nasty game bundles to grab as much cash from this as possible, and a somewhat ambitious $2 price tag for this shovelware rounds out everything people should know about this "game". [quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Response![/url][/quote] The developer has weighed in to inform everyone they didn't read the [url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Usage Rules[/url] for Steam "partners", or they deliberately ignored the part where Valve says: [quote]Though it may be tempting, not every review needs to be responded to. A developer response will frequently draw more attention than the original statement, potentially turning a small issue into a much larger community discuss…

[h1][b]Graphics[/b][/h1] ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it [b]☑[/b] MS-DOS [h1][b]Gameplay [/b][/h1] ☐ Very good ☐ Good [b]☑[/b] It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't [h1][b]Audio[/b][/h1] ☐ Eargasm [b]☑[/b] Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf [h1][b]PC Requirements[/b][/h1] [b]☑ [/b]Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer [h1][b]Difficulty[/b][/h1] ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage [b]☑ [/b]Difficult ☐ Dark Souls [h1][b]Grind[/b][/h1] ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding [b]☑ [/b]Speedrun game [h1][b]Story[/b][/h1] [b]☑ [/b]No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life [h1][b]Game Time[/b][/h1] [b]☑ [/b]Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond [h1][b]Price[/b][/h1] ☐ It's free! [b]☑ [/b]Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn y…

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Hard game, took me 40 minutes and 4 tries 170 deaths loved it

I guess it's great if you're after a ton of achievements; the game itself is decent too. I haven't encountered the control issues that some have complained about—sure, they can be a bit annoying at times, but they never make the game unplayable by any stretch of the imagination.

This is a great game! addicting , aaaaand its a real pain in the arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!