*NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microtransaction]Warning: In-Game Cash Shop[/url][/b] This game is infested with a toxic mobile app style cash shop. You will be prompted to and expected to give money/credit card details to the developers through this cash shop to buy in-game goods so you can play the game.[/quote] "*NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)" is possibly the most "viral" joke game ever to worsen Steam... certainly reading through the joke reviews mocking the game is far more entertaining than this pile of garbage. What do you do in the game? It's a parkour platformer deliberately made to be exceedingly low quality. The idea is that you use a locomotion method famous from early Valve PvP games called "bunny hopping" or "bhop" to negotiate the platformer levels. The graphics here are particularly awful, on purpose, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam. Quite an accomplishment. This game is fairly dated at 6 years old... and even back then it looked old and busted compared to contemporary, professionally made 3D games of the same period. It looked bad then, it looks worse now. On the important mat…

epic bhop simulator pog champ

it killed my dog

bhop?

This game is overloaded with bugs and just straight up diabolically horrendous gameplay. Some of the achievements are so bugged that you can't actually get them legitimately anymore, you need to use the cheats menu. Sunset Hop is almost impossible to beat because half the time when you are meant to vault up a high-platform you are sent barreling downwards Paradise is garbage, you need to fall off the map repeatively to even get enough speed to make it to the end, it's extremely boring and mind numbing. Swamp and Jungle are filled with near frame-perfect jumps and paired with the physics of the game make it one of the hardest and most annoying challenges in the entire game and it's not even the difficulty of the obstacles, its you fighting the physics engine. Gambit doesn't have a kill-barrier if you fall so you're forced to manually press R everytime you fall which messes up all of your acceleration and camera The Challenger Level is literally broken, each time you enter the portal the movement completely breaks and doesn't work, it's terrible. Robber Achievement doesn't get awarded to you when you complete the museum level It's a fun game to play and it's great that it's fr…

This masterpiece is so MLG Swag yolo blaze it smoke weed every day that I wanna do a 360noscope