ORION

ORION is a somewhat incomplete/abandoned 3D rendered brawler/slasher game that kind of looks like it might be some Diablo-esque game, but it's not. This looks more to me like a Digital Homicide style asset flip, with some stock dungeon assets and a stock brawler template slapped together lazily and dumped on Steam... to the point I think more real work went into the preamble and Steam store page than the game itself. Playing the game is incredibly disappointed... fight waves of the same couple of zombie assets with your one attack and your health bar. There's bosses, but nobody cares. Despite not being in Steam Early Access (where this arguably belongs), the game is missing features and is apparently incomplete. Due to the lack of meaningful progress from the developer, it's unlikely the game will be completed at all, yet the developers reprehensively have their hand out for money for an incomplete game. This is a good reason for gamers to avoid this. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is…

Apparently a whistleblower leak for countless secrets of deep state but there's too much reading

[h1] Games can be a lot of things. [/h1] They can be offensive and bloody (like the Postal franchise) or cutesy and nostalgic (like most Nintendo games). They can have easy Gameplay (like FMV games) or can be a hard and difficult challenge for everyone's Gamer skills (like the Dark Souls titles). They can be super funny (like Darkside Detective 1 and 2) or incredibly sad (like The Last of Us 1 and 2). Full of story (like Life is Strange), full of lore (like Five Nights at Freddy's) or full of collectibles (like Banjo Kazooie or Donkey Kong 64). The sexiest thing you've ever seen or as family friendly as they come. They can touch your soul or haunt your nightmares. BUT THE ONE THING THEY CAN [u] AND SHOULD [/u] NOT BE IS BORING! Games should be FUN (or at least Art. Same goes for movies btw, like "Empire State" from Andy Warhol, 4 hours of shots of one skyscraper!). THIS game is [spoiler] NOTHING [/spoiler]! That's why my review is as long as it now ended up to be, there is no adjective to describe this game. And because I love games, all of them, except for this one. AND I KNOW: I only have played this game for 8 minutes but I couldn't stand any longer, THAT'S how boring this THING…

Rating: ★★★★☆ (4 out of 5 stars) Review: "Orion" is a captivating dungeon crawling game that delves into the haunting realm of the undead, immersing players in a world teeming with both peril and captivating lore. From the moment you step into the game, you're greeted by a dark and foreboding atmosphere that sets the stage for an unforgettable journey. The lore of "Orion" is undeniably one of its greatest strengths. It weaves a complex and intricate narrative, unveiling the origins and motivations of the zombie infestation that has consumed the land. The attention to detail in the lore is commendable, as it offers a deep exploration of the history, mythology, and characters that shape the game world. Each discovery and revelation adds a layer of depth to the experience, making every step forward feel rewarding and meaningful. The gameplay mechanics in "Orion" are solid, combining the strategic elements of dungeon crawling with intense combat encounters. As you navigate through perilous dungeons and winding corridors, you'll encounter a variety of zombie types, each requiring a unique approach to defeat. The game strikes a balance between challenging encounters and satisfying pow…

i would rather stuff the entirety of orion's belt up my urethra

For the price, its a surprisingly good game. I like to call myself an aficionado of bad games, and this is actually good. Good job game devs, this was decent.