Pellet Packer: Cookie Crunch

"Pellet Packer: Cookie Crunch" is one of literally thousands of retro 2D platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere... and I'm not kidding. Searching for "platformers" on the Steam store page yields over 17,000 results! Is this one of the best of those? Absolutely not. This incredibly bad pixelcrap platformer is notable for copyright infringement as the developer outright stole and used without permission the Pac-Man intellectual property (copyright Namco/Bandai 1980). Copyright infringement is a crime. In some parts of the world this can lead to criminal fines of up to $250,000 USD and up to 5 years in prison. This game only exists on Steam until legal action is taken by the copyright holder. So, is this copyright infringement delivering any kind of real game? No. Platforming is an old, mostly dead genre, and this lacklustre experience, while it doesn't have an upfront cost, isn't saving the genre... it's no surprise this failed to capture any attention from gamers in the era of immersive 3D gaming. The technical execution of this game is shallow and simplistic, just enough to tick the boxes required to get something (a…

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This is the best game I've ever played. I actually felt like I was pushing a wall of holy water trying to complete this game without dying. Please continue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make games, all the time. I'm so serious. If you went to video game making academy they would give you a A and greet you in. Congratulations. I aspire to be like you one day.

"Dandori is the art of organizing your tasks strategically and working with maximum efficiency to execute your plans quickly." - Collin, Pikmin 4 Once you get to the boss fights you will know exactly what I mean