

Please The Orb
Chef Bingus · December 31, 2026 · Roguelite, Strategy, Puzzle, Auto Battler, Turn-Based Strategy
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About Please The Orb
SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH, RIGHT?
All you have to do is drag and drop 'Things' onto a grid. Some Things score points, while others might multiply their surroundings. Place a Thing scoring 30 points next to a Thing multiplying its surroundings by x3, and you score 90 points. Nice!But then you place a Thing scoring 90 points next to three Things multiplying their surroundings by x6, which is also being triggered by a Repeat, boosted later by a Banner, and amplified by a couple off-grid Runes... and suddenly you're scoring 5,598,720 points.NOTHING IS EVER SO SIMPLE
The Orb is insatiable, and only you can please it. Score enough points to beat ever-increasing targets and survive the Orb's trials. Draft quirky 'Things' with unique abilities, strategically arrange them on your grid, and then watch it come alive in a fireworks display of points.MASTER THE ARCANE- Adapt or Decay: Nothing is permanent. Many 'Things' have strict limits. After a few triggers, your most crucial pieces will expire and rot into your discard pile, forcing you to continuously draft, patch, and rebuild your engine mid-run.
- Infinite Synergies: Draft from a massive Compendium of Beasts, Fiends, Structures, and Artifacts. Discover secret combinations by merging items together on the board.
- Runes & Mystics: Bend the rules of the game. Equip permanent Runes to alter how the math works, or hold powerful one-time-use Mystic spells in your Pouch to break limits, clone items, or transmute rarities on the fly.
- Manage Your Economy: Favour is everything. Buy game-breaking Augments and Booster Packs from the Goblin Shop, or sacrifice your own grid items to afford that one Legendary artifact you desperately need.
- Survive The Trials: The Orb does not make things easy. Boss rounds infect your run with terrifying Quirks - from disabling your passives to taxing your Favour on every play. Adapt your engine, or perish.
- Over 150 'Things', each with their own unique abilities to discover.
- 50+ Runes that influence the grid to construct game-breaking synergies.
- 12 Mystic Spells to manipulate and enhance your board.
- 20 Boss Trials to challenge your runs with devastating curses.
- Multiple Rituals for each run, each boasting their own unique modifiers and starting decks.
- Escalating Difficulties to master for every ritual.
Please The Orb — game info
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Partial controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
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