Restaurant at the end of time

The universe is on its last legs with just 30 minutes to go—so naturally, you’ve decided to spend that time running a restaurant. Your goal? Take as many orders as possible, serve them up, and squeeze every last bit of profit out of your soon-to-be vaporized customers. But don’t worry, it’s not just about scrambling in the kitchen. You’ve got a few tricks up your sleeve.

First, there’s the shop—your go-to place for luck-boosting items. These trinkets might just tip the cosmic scales in your favor. Speaking of luck, every few minutes, a letter arrives. Inside, there’s a card. It could be a blessing or a curse, but whatever it is, it’s going to shake up your operation. Open it if you dare—or just leave it and hope for the best.

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Now, let’s talk strategy. In the kitchen, you’ll find the order preparation area, where you decide which dishes to whip up based on the orders coming in. But that’s not all—there’s also a meal preparation station where you can plan ahead and start cooking for future orders. And if you’re feeling lucky, there’s a mini-game that’s a bit like Battleship. Nail it, and your chances of success skyrocket.

Oh, and don’t forget the projector! It displays crucial stats like “burger return” or “pie return.” The best part? You can tweak these details using documents bought from the shop. Manipulate the data, mess with the figures—do whatever it takes to keep those profits rolling in.

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So, are you ready to juggle orders, manage resources, and play the odds while the clock ticks down? In the end, it’s all about strategy, timing, and a healthy dose of luck. And remember, even if the universe is ending, the customer is still always right... or at least they think they are.

One last friendly tip: making too many phone calls could be dangerous.