Robot Pirates

In this 2D platformer game, you are a "robot pirate" besides trying to grab all the golden coins and booty you can find, you also have to make sure you don't end up with an empty battery you are a pirate, but still a robot to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnIYwLGSzo

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Robot Pirates is unrelated to the identically named enemies in Ubisoft's Rayman series of games and it's not apparent that this is any kind of attempt to deliberately infringe on Ubisoft copyrights or trademarks. If you are looking for a Rayman game, this is not one of them, while it is easy to be mislead just from the title. That out of the way, what is it? Well, it's a completely garbage GameMaker Studio endless runner/platformer hybrid. While you have some agency in how you move around, there's a big wave that chases you, so you must inevitably run to the right of your screen or you die (although another way to avoid the wave is to delete the game, I recommend this approach). Lacklustre game concept is married perfectly to a completely garbage quality technical implementation. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's a blend of old retro pixel "art" used as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics, and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style drawings I've ever hurt my eyes on. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do gra…

[h1][b]Wait for a Sale[/b][/h1] [h2][b][u]TL;DR[/u][/b][/h2] This game is an endless runner that becomes more of a grind than most free-to-play mobile games. I don't have much to say about this game because there isn't much to talk about. It does everything well for a platformer, but the controls are a bit stiff at times. The most frustrating part is once you hit a certain distance, the cannons can spawn in really bad parts, so it makes it difficult to jump over the edge of an area. After a 15 minute run, I have enough gold to afford half of an upgrade. So after 30 minutes, the upgrade can be bought. Once the upgrade is bought, the price of it doubles. That means to get tier 2, I'd have to play for about 60 minutes for a single upgrade. The game becomes a long and tedious grind, since the gameplay is just to move right and jump, while avoiding obstacles. It becomes boring and I don't think I'll return to this game to get all of the upgrades because of how long I'd have to play to get them and I do not think that this game is worth that much of my time.

Whack

This game is a lot of fun.