Pirate Guy

Pirate Guy

Cow Games · 2025 · Adventure, 2D Fighter, Arcade, Walking Simulator, Platformer

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Positive82% · 11 📉 Recent reviews down 73%
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About Pirate Guy

STORY:

Player controls Pirate guy whose mission is to finish levels and find treasure. Finding treasure will finish levels and gives player steam achievements. Pirate guy need avoid shooting cannons and several different enemies. There is skeleton and mini shark enemies. Those can be killed by jumping on top of their heads. Then there are greenlight immortal skeleton which need avoid. Player cant kill that enemy. During levels player can collect health pickups and green diamonds which gives player immortality for short period. Some levels contain also moving platforms and every level there is limited time to finish level so you need also be fast and avoid same time enemies and trapsGame contains also 3 boss levels there are big shark boss, which can be killed by jumping 3 times  on top of his head. Shark boss will be sometime get greenlight when he is immortality and he is running same time, so then you need just avoid boss and wait when immortality is lost. So can you be biggest pirate in planet and find all treasuries

FEATURES:

  • 9 different levels. 6 normal levels and 3 boss levels
  • Finish normal levels and find treasure chest to finish and collect steam achievements
  • health pickups
  • When die player respawn to start
  • green diamonds which will give immortality for a while
  • Shooting cannons
  • different enemies, normal skeleton, immortal skeleton, mini shark
  • Boss levels contain shark boss need jump 3 times  on top of his head
  • walling to water or gorge will kill player

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Pirate Guy is a basic platformer that players criticize as an asset flip lacking originality and polish, with common complaints including missing mid-level checkpoints, excessive difficulty spikes, and minimal gameplay depth. While some acknowledge it could serve as a beginner-friendly introduction to gaming, most reviews express disappointment with the game's overall execution and question its legitimacy as a legitimate commercial product rather than a tutorial project repurposed for profit.

Recommended Aug 19, 2025
[h1] Information / Review English [/h1] Pirate Guy falls into the adventure/platformer genre, developed by Valkeala Softwares/Tero Lunka. [h1] Gameplay / Story [/h1] Have you always wanted to follow in the footsteps of a pirate? Then please read on, because this game might be for you. Our hero is none other than a feared pirate. Our goal is to steal treasures from the pirate era. To do so, we must collect lots of money. You will also find power-ups like life energy while exploring the levels, which replenish and renew your life energy. A number of enemies will stand in our way, trying to prevent us from reaching our goal. Fortunately, we are not from this world and can skillfully combat them by jumping on the enemy's head like in Super Mario or simply dodging. Some levels contain moving platforms, and time is limited, so you have to be quick while avoiding enemies and traps. [h1] Pros [/h1] + Pirates + Colorful/harmonious graphics + Atmospheric background music + 9 different levels. 6 normal levels and 3 boss levels + Good controls + Good value for money + Achievements [h1] Cons [/h1] - Too short playtime - Too easy [h1] Conclusion [/h1] Pirate Guy offers you a solid platf…
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Not recommended Sep 7, 2025
1.7/10 almost nothing here - no mid level checkpoints
7 found this helpful
Recommended Jun 2, 2026
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4 found this helpful
Not recommended Jan 28, 2026
[b][quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote][/b] Pirate Guy is an asset flip, what Valve calls a "fake game". The "developer", Cow Games/ImperiumGame (this Russian scammer uses multiple accounts), took the [url=https://dev.epicgames.com/documentation/en-us/unreal-engine/parrot-pawn-player-controller-and-character-movement-in-unreal-engine]Player Controller and Character Movement in Unreal Engine Tutorial[/url] game assets from the real developers, Epic Games, changed the name, and dumped the result onto Steam. They're attempting to scam people into buying this, so they can get your money for someone else's work. Cow Games has shown a repeat pattern of unethically dumping other people's work onto Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. Here's some examples so you can see for yourself: [list] [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1496430]Relax Fly[/url]" = [url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/systems/sky-flight-full-game-template-113460]Sky Flight Full Game Template[/url] developed by Puppeteer [*] "[url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1470820]Mad Bus[/url]" = [url=https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/tem…
3 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 24, 2025
THIS IS THE ♥♥♥♥ THANK YOU MR FINLANDD
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 14, 2025
It's not much like a computer game, more like training for a young gamer who has just discovered Unity. It's not bad for a debut game, but it might be too easy and boring for experienced players. It's a shame that Steam doesn't allow neutral ratings. I would give it a 5/10, but I can't, so I won't give it a negative rating to avoid offending anyone...

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