Space Hotel

The Preview Video on the Store page is misleading, this is definitely 'NO' hotel. Beds unmade, showers don't work, TV's with no reception, some extra-terrestrial critter plague, blood and bile painted on the walls, front desk vacated, I've stayed in better hostels than this. Having said that, Hostels in Adelaide 'the murder capital of the world' are somewhat similar. In fact if I was to go down to one of their Hostels and paint all their windows black, this could in fact be based on a true story?... The other thing that makes the trailer on the Store page misleading is that it contains a very clever glowing nemesis of light. It seems that this was in the game's Alpha stages. Now, you’re required simply to dodge the whereabouts of a goofy looking ‘world of Warcraft’ ogre with a club, zipping around like he is the looney tune road runner. Why the change developer???!!! It’s not that difficult once you realise that the ogre has a set path and that the 4 key cards you have to collect to open the fire exit door are always in the same positions. The map is simply a boring 'figure eight pattern', so it's quite easy to set yourself a speed run where you can finish the entire game in less…

This game is a masterpiece, all those who've written a negative review are all uncultured and unintelligent Neanderthals who have yet to understand the deep and meaningful story that this game, no, this piece of art has to offer it's so much more than just another horror game, it is a way of life and it gives mine meaning. Thank you for this you beautiful human being. Edit: The creator may have blocked me, but I still cherish and respect him Second edit: Please Creator-sama, notice me, all I want is your approval Third edit: I have officially become the speedrun world record holder for Space Hotel Any% Fourth edit: I have officially been dethroned by Veritas. Perhaps one day I will retake it, but for now I submit.

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. It's one of the worst games in my library. And yes I like playing bad games from time to time just for a laugh. But this is not just bad, it is plain unplayable. Beware of the generic troll(or whatever it is) that will chase you while you look for keycards on a spaceship??? So yea ... Uhm, just don't buy.

HAHAHA, what the hell? had good ambiance and i could tell something weird was going on with the audio which scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, but then i got caught.... no crouch so i don't know how to be stealthy, BUT the big issue....... the monster is not only not scary looking, but actually funny...... and the loudness is inappropriate as hell.... dare i say dangerously bad for your ears..... avoid this one.

Pretty awful, but one of those awful games that are actually kinda fun. Recommended if you like bad games.

collect the fking keys and leave the ship....